<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the sandybridge opteron

<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super cheap airfare?
<gheraint> become aircrew
<CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag?
<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and an oath to not become religious?

curiousgeorge │ what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg at a local copy of the install dvd
curiousgeorge │ but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly there were all these upgrades ;)
adaptr │ yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd

<datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P
<wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough building

<+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$ /index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last;
<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad chili and barfed all over nginx

<+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward
* MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend is now engaged. To another woman.
<+aceofspades19> you made her go lez!
<+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her!

(+ theborger) i can handle a bull in my ass :D

+Olfway │ i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea
+adrien │ which is a pearl necklace of course
+Olfway │ and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to watch porn... which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire
+Olfway │ well im out for the night
+Olfway │ later y'all

< the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet
< notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average.
< notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's
< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below average after the internet something something something porn.

<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of the week
<+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw
<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of the week :)