# Yo-mama jokes by nerds...

<+Olfway> your mom reduces single-thread performance by 30%...
<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, your mom is high throughput
<+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width
<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline
<+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions
<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle at the same time
<+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource
<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in a cycle...
<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in and around her body
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle
<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu. Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is using her.
<+Stoo> hm .. nah
+Stoo * fails at this game
<+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play
<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of her own
<+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports
<+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access
<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory all at once.
<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already has enough viruses
<+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages
<+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every performance. :P HAHAHAHHA

<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle at the same time

<nomsDroid> I just made the easiest £50 ever
<thrashout> You can't make money easier than I do
<nomsDroid> Called out to a job... computer wouldn't work - nothing showing up on screen. Insisted I come out to check it out.
<gry> What was the problem?
<Monochrome> moninrot wan't plugged in?
<nomsDroid> Walk into office go to the desk... switch on the monitor.
<thrashout> lol
<nomsDroid> Mentally facepalm, write out the invoice and just walked out
<T_A_N_K> lmfao
<nomsDroid> I'm now sitting in my car facepalming.

(+ Olfway) becasue once you go down, there aint no way out

<KaMii> ok, this lappy has some weird hardware malfunction with the sandybridge opteron

<redcheckers> btw. any of you guys got any thoughts on how to get super cheap airfare?
<gheraint> become aircrew
<CableNinja> redcheckers: stuff yourself in a bag?
<redcheckers> gheraint doesnt that require like background checks and an oath to not become religious?

curiousgeorge │ what i was doing initially was pointing slackpkg at a local copy of the install dvd
curiousgeorge │ but then i tried one of the mirrors and suddenly there were all these upgrades ;)
adaptr │ yes, sorry we couldn't fit those on your dvd

<datadevil> if you install nothing even a 6 year old server is fast :-P
<wolfy> datadevil: even faster if you just let it drop for a high-enough building

<+CaptObviousman> so: rewrite ^(:?/(en|fr|de))?/?(.*)$ /index.php?cultureKey=$1&q=$2 last;
<+CaptObviousman> dear god, that rewrite looks like emacs had some bad chili and barfed all over nginx

<+MajObviousman> awwwwwkward
* MajObviousman was browsing Facebook and discovered an old girlfriend is now engaged. To another woman.
<+aceofspades19> you made her go lez!
<+MajObviousman> I fucked the straight right out of her!