<+theborger> i am about to go out, and get in the pool :D
<+theborger> get my Tan on
<+Olfway> i tend to get my tan on when it's not fucking hot
<+Olfway> like, about 70-80
<+Soul_keeper> you seem more like a spray tan kinda girl

<rworkman> I'm fucked up.
<rworkman> Just sucked Alan_Hicks's cock
<rworkman> Um,no.
<rworkman> Alan is an ass.
<rworkman> I'll learn not to leave my IRC unattended.

<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes stony soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too kind or not cruel enough.
<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never knew.. thanks

* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching The Sopranos
* Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him watch The Sopranos though a window at his house
<+MajObviousman> ... that's just fuckin creepy man
* Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's pillow talk.
<+Stoo> Alan_Hicks: she say nice things?
<+Alan_Hicks> I get the impression you're a Mama's boy.

<+aceofspades19> FUCK DA POLICE I'm going to shit my ants

<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in a day

<Skywise> how much does it pay?
<mancha> 5 bugumbas
<Skywise> can you exchange those for bitcoin?
<mancha> once your ass stops hurting

<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with sun shine
<HoopyCat> is that near constantinople?
<bob2> HoopyCat, that's nobody's business but the turk's
<HoopyCat> d'oh... sorry
<bob2> hm i think i got all my apostrophe's correct
<bob2> @win
<bonjurkes> istanbul, not constantinople hoopycat
<Commodore> apostrophes
<Commodore> does not have an apostrophe

* andarius prepares to apply a tazer to his scrotum :|

# Yo-mama jokes by nerds...

<+Olfway> your mom reduces single-thread performance by 30%...
<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, your mom is high throughput
<+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width
<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline
<+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions
<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle at the same time
<+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource
<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in a cycle...
<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in and around her body
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle
<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu. Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is using her.
<+Stoo> hm .. nah
+Stoo * fails at this game
<+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play
<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of her own
<+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports
<+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access
<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory all at once.
<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already has enough viruses
<+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages
<+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every performance. :P HAHAHAHHA