<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement ever
<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random names'
<+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm
<+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought
<+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm
<+aceofspades19> BITCH!
<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute for inches
so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes
<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not an insecure
faggot
<+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is.
<+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it
<+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try...
<+SpaceJockey> lol
<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, its skillz
that matter
<+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter
<+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier
<@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy punishment:
<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
punishment
<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think its time for
some extenze
<+hitest> OT is the place to be :D
<+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment
<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and too big
<+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater
<+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter
<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you fucking a
tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's game over, man.

<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship the virus
with your computer'
<+aceofspades19> and they are like IT WAS LIKE THAT SINCE I GOT IT
<+Olfway> aceofspades19, they shipped it with windows, didnt they?

<+theborger> i am about to go out, and get in the pool :D
<+theborger> get my Tan on
<+Olfway> i tend to get my tan on when it's not fucking hot
<+Olfway> like, about 70-80
<+Soul_keeper> you seem more like a spray tan kinda girl

<rworkman> I'm fucked up.
<rworkman> Just sucked Alan_Hicks's cock
<rworkman> Um,no.
<rworkman> Alan is an ass.
<rworkman> I'll learn not to leave my IRC unattended.

<+kethry> raela: rosemary if i remember is a mediterranean plant, likes stony soil and to be treated fairly badly. so you're either being too kind or not cruel enough.
<+WhiteWolf1776> wow, that's why I liked those girls... I never knew.. thanks

* MajObviousman learned everything he knows about New Jersey from watching The Sopranos
* Stoo learned everything he knows about MajObviousman by watching him watch The Sopranos though a window at his house
<+MajObviousman> ... that's just fuckin creepy man
* Alan_Hicks learned everything he knows about Stoo from Stoo'd mother's pillow talk.
<+Stoo> Alan_Hicks: she say nice things?
<+Alan_Hicks> I get the impression you're a Mama's boy.

<+aceofspades19> FUCK DA POLICE I'm going to shit my ants

<+raela> let's set the limit at 3 days. unless you grow a full one in a day

<Skywise> how much does it pay?
<mancha> 5 bugumbas
<Skywise> can you exchange those for bitcoin?
<mancha> once your ass stops hurting

<bonjurkes> 19 degrees in istanbul, messed up weather, rains with sun shine
<HoopyCat> is that near constantinople?
<bob2> HoopyCat, that's nobody's business but the turk's
<HoopyCat> d'oh... sorry
<bob2> hm i think i got all my apostrophe's correct
<bob2> @win
<bonjurkes> istanbul, not constantinople hoopycat
<Commodore> apostrophes
<Commodore> does not have an apostrophe