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#1720
Added: 2012-04-12

<raela> also.. back in the pre-android days for me, I'd have nothing to do on the toilet :(
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<raela> antiwire, and I'll whip it out while peeing sometimes


#1719
Added: 2012-04-11

<+antiwire> why does cum smell like bleach anyway?
<+Olfway> ...


#1718
Added: 2012-04-11

<pprkut> Kenjiro: did you touch rc.bluetooth?
<Kenjiro> pprkut: touch it?
<Kenjiro> I only set it +x and used /etc/rc.d/rc.bluetooth start
<Kenjiro> just that
<pprkut> what I meant :)
* Tadgy gets the doll for rc.bluetooth to demonstrate where it was touched
<Kenjiro> Tadgy: LOL
<Kenjiro> I believe I didn't touch it in a bad way ROTFL
<Tadgy> Kenjiro: You must be a Catholic Priest :)
<Kenjiro> Tadgy: awwwww
<rob0> Hide the altar boys!


#1717
Added: 2012-04-10

<Chris> Seriously, if you are asking such a question, you are not qualified to write the program. Go back to hello, world.
<pragma-> Why are you telling world to go back to hello?


#1716
Added: 2012-04-09

rob0 │ Turtles are nature's perfect food. They come in convenient, microwavable bowls.


#1715
Added: 2012-04-09

<crocket> FreeBSD is not for desktops.
<crocket> It doesn't support fbsplash.


#1714
Added: 2012-04-07

<+antiwire> it runs fine but feels a little dirty since I've done bad things to
it


#1713
Added: 2012-04-06

<@Moon_Doggy> ima do something i haven't done in years
<+lulzfish_4> fap?


#1712
Added: 2012-04-06

«@ BP{k}» I went to mordor last year ...
«+ NaCl» BP{k}: Did you simply walk there?
«@ BP{k}» why, yes. Yes I did.


#1711
Added: 2012-04-05

< drijen> | uptime is more important than anythign else!
< drijen> | PSH EVEN NOOBS KNOW THAT
< Dominian> Maybe during sexualy intercourse


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