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#1731
Added: 2012-04-24

<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of the week
<+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw
<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of the week :)


#1730
Added: 2012-04-24

<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the user wanted to lick it.


#1729
Added: 2012-04-20

<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen? will the aliens abduct me and stick things up my back side?


#1728
Added: 2012-04-19

+Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking everyone's valve stem covers off their tires
+Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them
+theborger damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D


#1727
Added: 2012-04-19

+nyteowl │ when guessing the wife's weight take the first number you thought of, divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will ensure your survival


#1726
Added: 2012-04-18

<+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal


#1725
Added: 2012-04-18

« sharvey» is the slackware site down?

....

« jg71» hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server!
jg71 looks at crocket
« petar^» how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff
« Junius» he's a speshul agent


#1724
Added: 2012-04-18

<+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke?
< subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe
<+Olfway> lmfao
<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current job come
to think of it


#1723
Added: 2012-04-17

+Olfway │ I wonder how a dog would react to having pop rocks in it's mouth...
@firebird │ Olfway, well, how much do you value your limbs that it could potentially bite off? :)
+Olfway │ i think it would be too concerned with what the fuck i just poped in it's mouth
+Olfway │ wait...
+Olfway │ awh fuck
* │ Olfway jsut realised how that was phrased


#1722
Added: 2012-04-17

22:35 < Zordrak> athlon64 x2 5600+, 4GiB DDR2-800, nVidia GeForce 8400 GS, Creative X-Fi Fatal1ty, Slackware-current, xbmc-11.0_Eden (Final), LG 42LD490
22:37 < theborger> nice. should work good. you going to stream high deff?
22:39 < Tadgy> I didn't know goatpr0n.com was streaming HD :)
22:43 < Zordrak> i cant stream hd
22:43 < Zordrak> only got 3meg


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