<+theborger> only the tip this time i swear

+Olfway | boobs. Becasue you cant motorboat a personality

< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself in the balls with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think about while you cry through the process.
< pharaun> good first step

Norickson:i need to know how to fix CDs
Olfway:a hammer

<+eviljames> tide goes in, tide goes out
<+eviljames> can't explain taht.
<+MajObviousman> fucking moon
<+MajObviousman> always fucking with my wimens' moods!
<+MajObviousman> I WILL GET YOU MOON, JUST YOU WAITE

<+acidchild> hands are too sticky to type, fuck this heat.

<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
<+Bedlam> much better names
<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in binary.
<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
<+surrounder> wrong
<+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup

<+macavity> lulz, i havent been noobfarmed since 2007 *yay*
<+theborger> coincidence that was the last time macavity seen a vagina :D

<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement ever
<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random names'
<+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm
<+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought
<+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm
<+aceofspades19> BITCH!
<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute for inches
so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes
<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not an insecure
faggot
<+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is.
<+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it
<+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try...
<+SpaceJockey> lol
<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, its skillz
that matter
<+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter
<+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier
<@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy punishment:
<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
punishment
<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think its time for
some extenze
<+hitest> OT is the place to be :D
<+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment
<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and too big
<+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater
<+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter
<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you fucking a
tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's game over, man.

<+aceofspades19> s0ulslack: yeah its like 'sir/ma'am, dell didn't ship the virus
with your computer'
<+aceofspades19> and they are like IT WAS LIKE THAT SINCE I GOT IT
<+Olfway> aceofspades19, they shipped it with windows, didnt they?