<nec207>Why does Linux not use DLL files and DirectX ? If they did you will not need crossover or wine.

+Cyranix0r | just because I'm in love with myself doesn't make me a homo

<+theborger> only the tip this time i swear

+Olfway | boobs. Becasue you cant motorboat a personality

< EugeneKay> The first step to setting up LDAP is to smack yourself in the balls with a keyboard. That'll give you something else to think about while you cry through the process.
< pharaun> good first step

Norickson:i need to know how to fix CDs
Olfway:a hammer

<+eviljames> tide goes in, tide goes out
<+eviljames> can't explain taht.
<+MajObviousman> fucking moon
<+MajObviousman> always fucking with my wimens' moods!
<+MajObviousman> I WILL GET YOU MOON, JUST YOU WAITE

<+acidchild> hands are too sticky to type, fuck this heat.

<+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
<+Bedlam> much better names
<+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in binary.
<+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
<+surrounder> wrong
<+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup

<+macavity> lulz, i havent been noobfarmed since 2007 *yay*
<+theborger> coincidence that was the last time macavity seen a vagina :D