+Olfway │ i'd like to thank my mom for making the sweet tea
+adrien │ which is a pearl necklace of course
+Olfway │ and my girlfriend for not putting out so id have to watch porn... which prepared me for the task of pissing on a fire
+Olfway │ well im out for the night
+Olfway │ later y'all

< the_axis> there was more room in our heads before the internet
< notKlaatu> prior to the internet my english scores were below average.
< notKlaatu> after the internet I was getting A's
< pegwole> Prior to the internet something something something below average after the internet something something something porn.

<+aceofspades19> Olfway: my cavalier can beat your tahoe off the line any day of the week
<+aceofspades19> better power curve ftw
<+Olfway> but my Tahoe can haul your cavalier anywhere when it breaks any day of the week :)

<d4wnr4z0r> then again, Jobs did want the interface to be so pretty the user wanted to lick it.

<KaMii> exitlight: whats going to happen? will the aliens abduct me and stick things up my back side?

+Soul_keeper | I remember losing it as a kid and going around taking everyone's valve stem covers off their tires
+Soul_keeper I got caught with like 100+ of them
+theborger damn Soul_keeper you were one bad ass mother i see :D

+nyteowl │ when guessing the wife's weight take the first number you thought of, divide it in half then deduct another 10%. That will ensure your survival

<+MajObviousman> death is kinda fatal

« sharvey» is the slackware site down?

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« jg71» hardware failure cos the FBI agents dropped the server!
jg71 looks at crocket
« petar^» how is crocket involved in the fbi and stuff
« Junius» he's a speshul agent

<+Olfway> @8ball does aceofspades19 suck dick for coke?
< subnetNinja> Olfway, my thoughts are maybe
<+Olfway> lmfao
<+aceofspades19> sucking dick would probably be better than my current job come
to think of it