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#2184
Added: 2020-10-13
<+phy1729> I mean I don't think my relationship with Cthulhu is secret.

#2183
Added: 2020-10-13
<maldridge> have you considered there might be a good reason terraform doesn't let you do this
<+phy1729> No. It shall be bent to my will.

#2182
Added: 2020-10-09
<m_wynn> Did you see PHP 7.4 came out?
<m_wynn> You can no longer treat a boolean like an array and get an empty string out

#2181
Added: 2020-09-25
<1> on an extreme level Israel does this with missiles
<1> their version of no-knock is to drop a GPU onto your house
<2> 1: AMD or Nvidia?

#2180
Added: 2020-09-22
<maldridge> I can build you a cardboard yacht

#2178
Added: 2020-09-21
<maldridge> new noobfarm is up
<maldridge> now includes a search box and pagination
<drijen> link your pateron
<drijen> *patreon
<maldridge> heh, i don't have one
<firebird> yeah, maldridge is on onlyfans... :P
<maldridge> ...
<maldridge> I tabbed out for a bit and came back to this
<firebird> haha

#2177
Added: 2020-09-17
and I killed the network stack AGAIN

DAMN IT LOGITECH YOU HAVE A MEMORY LEAK IN YOUR FTP SERVER.

ON THE REMOTE

SHUT UP

#2176
Added: 2020-09-16
<DrDeke> For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every six months, and to never use the same Prime Minister on multiple websites.

#2175
Added: 2020-09-16
<m_wynn> lmao I was wondering what was using all my ram earlier today
<m_wynn> it was php-lang-server

#2174
Added: 2020-08-10
<twainwek> FloridaMan: pls
<FloridaMan> what is pls?
<twainwek> Post Last Statement
<[R]> FloridaMan: people like stuff

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