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<1> on an extreme level Israel does this with missiles
<1> their version of no-knock is to drop a GPU onto your house
<2> 1: AMD or Nvidia?

<maldridge> I can build you a cardboard yacht

<maldridge> new noobfarm is up
<maldridge> now includes a search box and pagination
<drijen> link your pateron
<drijen> *patreon
<maldridge> heh, i don't have one
<firebird> yeah, maldridge is on onlyfans... :P
<maldridge> ...
<maldridge> I tabbed out for a bit and came back to this
<firebird> haha

and I killed the network stack AGAIN

DAMN IT LOGITECH YOU HAVE A MEMORY LEAK IN YOUR FTP SERVER.

ON THE REMOTE

SHUT UP

<DrDeke> For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every six months, and to never use the same Prime Minister on multiple websites.

<m_wynn> lmao I was wondering what was using all my ram earlier today
<m_wynn> it was php-lang-server

<twainwek> FloridaMan: pls
<FloridaMan> what is pls?
<twainwek> Post Last Statement
<[R]> FloridaMan: people like stuff

<maldridge> argonaut: I'm regretting trying to configure a VPC while sleep deprived and hungry
<+phy1729> pkill -STOP -u maldridge
<maldridge> I did
<maldridge> I went and took a nap instead
Mode +o phy1729 by ChanServ
phy1729 has kicked maldridge (Did I SIGCONT you?)
maldridge has joined
Mode +o maldridge by ChanServ
maldridge has kicked phy1729 (kernel thread)

01:22 <drijen> you aiming for a developer answer or..
01:23 <maldridge> I'm aiming for I'm trapped in an initrd and I think its presently 1970

<maldridge> I'd argue herding cats is easier, because you go into that assuming the cats to be adversarial