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#2208
Added: 2021-06-02
14:53 <andarius> Looks like I managed to avoid being noobfarmed for 4 years solid! :o

#2207
Added: 2021-05-28
<Guest4934> How do I @ someone?
-- Guest4934 is now known as airplane
-- airplane is now known as transportation
-- transportation is now known as transport
-- transport is now known as train
-- train is now known as sneaker
<manicennui> sneaker: Most IRC clients will alert on any mention of one's nick in any form.
-- sneaker is now known as transportation
<transportation> I just learned to set my nick
<Vaelatern> That... suddenly explains things
<Vaelatern> Welcome to IRC!
<-- transportation (~textual@...) has quit (Quit: Textual IRC Client: www.textualapp.com)
<jeaye> Learned how to /quit

#2206
Added: 2021-05-26
<tdfischer> I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as Freenode, is in fact, Lee/Freenode, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, Freenode plus Blockchain. Freenode is not an irc network unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning corporatocracy made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital community leaders

#2205
Added: 2021-05-21
<maldridge> I'm wanting to refactor a module that depends on a galaxy role
<phy1729> venv/bin/ansible-galaxy collection build --force
<maldridge> hmm, roles don't go in collections though
<maldridge> at least I thought they didn't
<phy1729> anything can go in a collection
<phy1729> anything you like
<phy1729> this is zombocom
* maldridge puts phy1729 in a collection
* phy1729 suprised_pikachu.jpg
<maldridge> ansible-galaxy collection install cv.stares_at_hex

#2204
Added: 2021-05-20
<quinq> Let me interject for a moment, what you're calling a phone is actually Java/Android/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, shit/pocketpc

#2203
Added: 2021-04-22
<Vaelatern> frankly, I don't care. Let the communist party do what its good at, making injection molded toys for my pleasure

#2202
Added: 2021-04-21
17:00 <anddam> I mean I just tried Gimp, so any other options can hardly be worse

#2201
Added: 2021-04-21
13:25 <zdykstra> I probably shouldn't even clarify that I'm part of the void community. I'm here only because maldridge doesn't have the cahones to ban me.
13:25 <zdykstra> ZING outta nowhere
13:25 <aedinius> But he'll kick me in a heartbeat, I see how it is
13:25 <@maldridge> done
13:25 <aedinius> here we go.
13:26 <zdykstra> lol maldrige just opped up
13:26 -- #voidlinux: Cannot send to nick/channel

#2200
Added: 2021-04-13
<alanhuang> how wasteful; 1.5 round-trip times before you can start to say anything useful ;p
<maldridge> ikr
<maldridge> clearly we need some vendor extensions on top of UDP to avoid this head-of-queue problem
<phy1729> If only people could be QUIC when asking questions

#2199
Added: 2021-03-08
<maldridge> which is why I'm going with the pinephone
<maldridge> if I am my own OS OEM, I can only be unhappy with my own business practices and failure to ship myself updates

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