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<cliff> i keep thinking of a shave, but last time i did, i found a potato head under it, and couldnt leave the house for 5 days

<Devastator> why it is so difficult to pick a laptop? :(
<auxy> because you are picking the least worst option
<auxy> they're all trash
<Armand> You have weak wrists, Devastator ?
<Devastator> Armand why?
<Devastator> it will be a gift for my dad
<Devastator> not enough cash..
<S_SubZero> ok then get off IRC and go mow lawns/shovel snow
<Devastator> S_SubZero we don't have snow :(
<S_SubZero> you may have lawns
<S_SubZero> knock over a convenience store or something
<Armand> Devastator: Ahhh... "pick a laptop".. I thought you meant "pick up.."
<Armand> :P
<gry> haha

20:10 <Kellin> but the frenetic oddities? the kind of inscrutable wtf are you saying moments? that's all classic him
20:14 <jkwood> I usually use that line about rob0

23:00 <+Vaelatern> phy1729: you are interrupting my date!
23:00 <+phy1729> oh, oops
23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+o phy1729] by ChanServ
23:01 <@phy1729> Vaelatern: ping me when you're done
23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+b Vaelatern!*@*] by phy1729
23:01 <+Vaelatern> lol
23:01 <-- phy1729 has kicked Vaelatern (now get off IRC dummy)

20:47 <maldridge> those are the patterns java was designed for
20:47 <maldridge> that *is* idiomatic java
20:47 <Vaelatern> TypeHell
20:47 <Vaelatern> Callback Hell is a thing, well, so is Class Hell
20:48 <maldridge> MyTypeHell extends Purgatory implements GenericAfterLife, DLLHell, RuntimeCollisionWithEverything

##slackware has become overrun with goats lately.

<phaeton> swim with the watergoats
<MLanden> play with the yard goats...that is,if you head to Hartford in Connecticut
<Skydroid> i'm going up the mountain today
<phaeton> There you will find the mountain goats
<Slumlord_> lol
<phaeton> and maybe the sky goats
<Slumlord_> good, stay up there
* Slumlord_ drives the van loaded with the goats by the river
<ewong> and not into it?
<Slumlord_> i thought about it
<Slumlord_> i cannot harm those goats
<MLanden> indeed...chivalry amongst chevals
<ewong> Goats wearing coats, eatings oats, afloat on a boat in a moat.
<MLanden> then Horton looks at Slumlord_ who hears a fuck you!!
<mmlj4> o/~ picture yourself on a goat on a river... o/~

22:36 <xaltsc> Well, the machine did indeed explode
22:42 <maldridge> I recommend you not stand near exploding machines
22:43 <xaltsc> Such close-mindedness did not earn Marie Curie a Nobel.

23:03 * q66 is an enlightenment developer
23:03 <q66> core team
23:03 <maldridge> do you use it
23:03 <q66> no
23:03 <maldridge> point

<maldridge> tdh: you've replaced that power supply right?
<maldridge> you know, the one that will likely burst into flames at some point?
<phy1729> I mean, we will all burst into flames when the Sun expands and engulfs the Earth.
<derelict> I'll probably be dead
<maldridge> pretty sure a zfs scrub can recover that

23:57 <Vaelatern> Pine's hardware is good because A) it's cheap
23:57 <Vaelatern> There is no B