# Yo-mama jokes by nerds...

<+Olfway> your mom reduces single-thread performance by 30%...
<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, your mom is high throughput
<+Soul_keeper> she has a high bus width
<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, your mom has a deep instruction pipeline
<+Olfway> your mom lacks floating-point instructions
<+Soul_keeper> your mom's TDP isn't given in watts, it's in men she can handle at the same time
<+Soul_keeper> your mom's whole body is a shared resource
<+Olfway> your mom's FSB is the how many men she can go through in a cycle...
<+Stoo> your mother is capable of holding a lot of male genitalia in and around her body
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is triple data rate, she transfers 3 men per cycle
<+Stoo> your mom is ubuntu. Fat, bloated, too easy, and everyone is using her.
<+Stoo> hm .. nah
+Stoo * fails at this game
<+agentc0re> Your mom has unlimited 32xPCI-X slots for fast game play
<+Soul_keeper> your mom doesn't just hold joysticks, she has one of her own
<+agentc0re> Your mom wrote the IEEE on female com ports
<+Olfway> your mom cant handle an input of my size
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is a multi-user OS with complete anonymous access
<+agentc0re> Your mom was the first 64bit CPU, supporting more men-mory all at once.
<+Soul_keeper> You mom refuses to use a computer because she already has enough viruses
<+Olfway> your mommma's so big, she made FAT jealous
<+Soul_keeper> your mom is like WinZip, she unzips all packages
<+agentc0re> your mom is like firebird, she breaks a leg after every performance. :P HAHAHAHHA