<@sero> !8b Is antiwire fondling his balls right now?
<@SirBotsAlot> Concentrate and ask again.
<@sero> that's something I DON'T want to concentrate on.

<+Soul_keeper> libre office is bloated as hell
<+Soul_keeper> it's over 2GB of source
<+Soul_keeper> I type make and it starts downloading more crap
<+Soul_keeper> slackware installs can be smaller than libre office

<grobe0ba presses G14 to advance to the next porn picture, G15 to rescale it to four times original size, G17 for double, G11 to reload the original, and G13 to go back a picture>
[grobe0ba] i also have macro keys for rotating now
[grobe0ba] it's bloody amazing, considering i've got some 5000
photos to go through
[pegwole] Nice to know you're looking at porn right now.

+kgs │ Man. Why does my room smell so bad in the morning?
+kgs │ Is it because of farts or something?

< BloodAdept> Nothing makes people lose respect for you like having 13 year old
kid beat your logic to the ground and rape it

<LocoMouse> if they ban smoking in coffeeshops
<LocoMouse> IAM GONNA FUCKIN CAPTURE A TRAIN

<+antiwire> caravel fucked my dog
<+antiwire> and ate my girlfriend

<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but what is the deal with that?
<+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know

<andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely

<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came back into my room it smelled like a sewer.