<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder than a car engine.
<+theborger> must of been my wife

< cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input
< bikcmp> cliched: watch the language
< cliched> your not an admin
< bikcmp> cliched: actually, i am
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< bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator
< bikcmp> :-)

+adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-)
+hitest | yep
+hitest | she takes after her mother
+hitest | :)
+adrien | huh?
+adrien | her mother married you, she can't be wise
+adrien | :p
+hitest | haha
+hitest | ++
+hitest | good one

<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various distros of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it!

<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off
+aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife
<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: go fuck yourself with a rotary dialed phone
<+adaptr> Dominian: is he allowed to take the horn separately ?
<+Dominian> adaptr: nope
<+Dominian> all at once
<+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit

< thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no?
< thrice`> looks weird to me
< BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;)
< andarius> To soak up the pee :o

* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have sex with him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm, and leave and come back at 5 pm :P
<+Alan_Hicks> Delahunt: I didn't realize you could train sheep that well.

<+BP{k}> heels > flats.
<+Dominian> BP{k}: er.. uhh
<+Dominian> BP{k}: you not telling us something?
<+antiwire> lol

<+adrien> let's have sex together
<+antiwire> XD
<+adrien> we won't tell anyone if you're not confortable with that

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<+antiwire> guys
<+antiwire> I have something absolutely unreal to tell you.
<+Olfway> you got laid?