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#1664
Added: 2012-01-01

< Urchlay> heh. Even more hilarious: on slackware, /bin/kill comes from util-linux. Whose documentation says its kill is deprecated in favor of the kill from procps. Slack has the procps package, but there's no kill command in it.
< Urchlay> you learn something new (and usually useless) every day.
< Skaperen> Urchlay: maybe it's because util-linux's /bin/kill leaves zombies?
< Skaperen> not completely dead
< Urchlay> where's my shotgun? I can take care of your zombie problem :)


#1663
Added: 2011-12-30

<+sero> WTFuckFacts: The loudest snore was recorded at 93 db - Louder than a car engine.
<+theborger> must of been my wife


#1662
Added: 2011-12-26

< cliched> just fuck off if you dont have anything good to input
< bikcmp> cliched: watch the language
< cliched> your not an admin
< bikcmp> cliched: actually, i am
-!- mode/#terraria [+o bikcmp] by ChanServ
< bikcmp> -!- (313) bikcmp :Server Administrator
< bikcmp> :-)


#1661
Added: 2011-12-19

+adrien | hitest: also, you've got a very wise daughter ;-)
+hitest | yep
+hitest | she takes after her mother
+hitest | :)
+adrien | huh?
+adrien | her mother married you, she can't be wise
+adrien | :p
+hitest | haha
+hitest | ++
+hitest | good one


#1660
Added: 2011-12-18

<new_at_slackware> I havent used windows for 2 years now, just various distros of linux...and I still dont have a clue...Its like being homeless...i dig it!


#1659
Added: 2011-12-06

<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: You sir, can fuck right off
+aceofspa1es19> Dominian: go fuck yourself with a knife
<+Dominian> aceofspa1es19: go fuck yourself with a rotary dialed phone
<+adaptr> Dominian: is he allowed to take the horn separately ?
<+Dominian> adaptr: nope
<+Dominian> all at once
<+Dominian> He's a big enough asshole, it should fit


#1658
Added: 2011-11-29

< thrice`> black belt + shoes are appropriate for charcoal pants, no?
< thrice`> looks weird to me
< BP{k}> why are your pants charcoaled? or don't we want to know? ;)
< andarius> To soak up the pee :o


#1657
Added: 2011-11-28

* Delahunt likes the female supervisors that come to his office, have sex with him on the desk, get dressed, say they'll see me at 5 pm, and leave and come back at 5 pm :P
<+Alan_Hicks> Delahunt: I didn't realize you could train sheep that well.


#1656
Added: 2011-11-22

<+BP{k}> heels > flats.
<+Dominian> BP{k}: er.. uhh
<+Dominian> BP{k}: you not telling us something?
<+antiwire> lol


#1655
Added: 2011-11-22

<+adrien> let's have sex together
<+antiwire> XD
<+adrien> we won't tell anyone if you're not confortable with that


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