<+antiwire> caravel fucked my dog
<+antiwire> and ate my girlfriend

<+antiwire> what's up with cigarettes after sex? I'm not a smoker but what is the deal with that?
<+aceofspades19> antiwire: well if you actually had sex you'd know

<andarius> I will be deploying a new load in a few weeks most likely

<+kgs> I woke up today... jerked off... and got some coffee. When I came back into my room it smelled like a sewer.

< four_20> where's Olfway?
< Sammies843> idk.
< four_20> he aint answerin the fone, he may be taking a shit
(13 minutes later)
< Olfway> sorry, i was taking a shit, lmfao

* Olfway is almost done with the SlackBuild
<+sero> Olfway's making a slackbuild....Hell HAS to have frozen over.....
<+sero> !weather Hell, MI
<@SirBotsAlot> As of 2012-01-22 02:34:00 +0000, Hell, MI (Hell, MI) has a temperature of -11C/12F with Humidity: 84%. Wind: N at 0 mph (0.0 km/h). Oh, and it's Clear.
<+sero> yup, look at that.

«+aceofspades1» well it gets this cold about once a year
«+ dive» yeah it's called 'winter'

<+Olfway> @figlet 8=====D
<@SirFrostAlot> ---.. ? ? ? ? ? -..
<+Olfway> wtf...
<+sero> see, even the bot knows your dick ain't that big....

<+aceofspades19> okay this chick today called me and said her screen wasn't working, so I was like try press the on button, it worked again
<+aceofspades19> I was like ..

* theborger is going to make a pkgmgr for slackware called Olfway, so i can sey Olfway fetch :D