< Tadgy> mount -t anal -o lube,no_foreplay /dev/girlfriend /mnt/penis
< NitroGL> finger girlfriend
< rob0> no, he said no_foreplay
< jjholt> mount: special device /dev/girlfriend does not exist
< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister after you 'modprobe hick mode=default'

<+adrien> kgs: tell him, from a frenchman, that he fails at life

+Roin │ @.@
@AgentAnderson │ Roin: How the hell should I know!
+Roin │ AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking everything!
@AgentAnderson │ Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that?
+Roin │ most certanly I do ._.

<lautriv> Defusal, you know that admin is called root on linux ?
<Defusal> lautriv, no it is not
<Defusal> root is called root.

< Tadgy> Morning ladies, gents and crocket.
< thumbs> Tadgy: was the last part related to aliens?
< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness. We're not supposed to ignore the retards anymore are we? :)

« wizbit» You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan.
« wizbit» hmmm there is something fishy about that email..
wizbit rubs chin

* edman007 has kicked aceofspades19 (aceofspades19)
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+aceofspades19 │ I'm too drunk, couldn't figure out the join command

<+WhiteWolf177> more comfortable than stuffing a full size down my pants ;)

<+heborger> Dominian: how can you eat a vag after knowing, girls put a god damn cup in it
<+Dominian> I close my eyes and pretend it's pizza

<+nooper> so its steak and blowjob day, and for everyone not getting a blowjob, its pi day
<+Alan_Hicks> nooper: pi day for me unfortunately.
<+eviljames> nooper: We're trying to ensure that everyone gets a bj today
* CaptObviousman will be drawing eyes and a little mouth around his index finger/thumb tonight
<+eviljames> Alan_Hicks doesn't really need anyone's help, he's one of the helpers, not the helpees
<+eviljames> bahahahahaha
<+Alan_Hicks> CaptObviousman: HAHAHA
<+CaptObviousman> I thought about going for googly eyes + hot glue, but lord that would hurt like hell