< RJ> i bet i know more about linux than you
< Olfway> orlynalo? What is this then? :(){ :|:& };:
< RJ> iu know what it is
< Olfway> What is it then?
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<+Olfway> oh, he apparently has never heard of Slackware.
<+s0ulslack> don't wanna now :p
<+Olfway> and denies it's exsistance
<+s0ulslack> lol he's using ubuntu, he doesn't even count

dive │ notklaatu, I went so deep I fell out the bottom ;)

< Tadgy> mount -t anal -o lube,no_foreplay /dev/girlfriend /mnt/penis
< NitroGL> finger girlfriend
< rob0> no, he said no_foreplay
< jjholt> mount: special device /dev/girlfriend does not exist
< Tadgy> jjholt: I believe /dev/girlfriend is a symlink to /dev/sister after you 'modprobe hick mode=default'

<+adrien> kgs: tell him, from a frenchman, that he fails at life

+Roin │ @.@
@AgentAnderson │ Roin: How the hell should I know!
+Roin │ AgentAnderson: You are a fucking bot you know fucking everything!
@AgentAnderson │ Roin: C'mon, you REALLY think I would know that?
+Roin │ most certanly I do ._.

<lautriv> Defusal, you know that admin is called root on linux ?
<Defusal> lautriv, no it is not
<Defusal> root is called root.

< Tadgy> Morning ladies, gents and crocket.
< thumbs> Tadgy: was the last part related to aliens?
< Tadgy> thumbs: Nope - political correctness. We're not supposed to ignore the retards anymore are we? :)

« wizbit» You have a PRIVATE message from Elizabet Trojan.
« wizbit» hmmm there is something fishy about that email..
wizbit rubs chin

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