<@Moon_Doggy> ima do something i haven't done in years
<+lulzfish_4> fap?

«@ BP{k}» I went to mordor last year ...
«+ NaCl» BP{k}: Did you simply walk there?
«@ BP{k}» why, yes. Yes I did.

< drijen> | uptime is more important than anythign else!
< drijen> | PSH EVEN NOOBS KNOW THAT
< Dominian> Maybe during sexualy intercourse

<+kgs> I just pictured all these naked men with large erections.. the men standing in embarresed silence and confusion and terror as their cocks bark out at each other.

<+vreg> anyone up for a round of texas hold'em?
<+Olfway> right now I'm playing russian roulette with lilo

<Olfway> random thought: you think Thor ever accidentally shot lightning from his cock?
<Olfway> like trying to take a piss and then all of a sudden
<Olfway> he gets a little too close to the metal fencepost
<Olfway> *BZZT*
<Urchlay> those norse gods were kinky

<albacker> what's the default emacs font?
<legumbre> RMS Sans Mono

«+ Dominian» How many SEO experts does it take to change a light bulb,
lightbulb, light, bulb, lamp, lighting, light switch,
lightswitch, energy?

<darkstarbyte> I was told there was a way to run Ubuntu natively in windows, so why not Linux(android) in Linux?

<+vreg> i'm 1/16th cthulu on my mother's side