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Added: 2012-06-13

<+aceofspades19> the imperial system is the worst system of measurement ever
<+aceofspades19> 'lets make random measurements and call them random names'
<+SpaceJockey> i bet you know how long your dick is in inches and not cm
<+SpaceJockey> yeah, that's what I thought
<+aceofspades19> SpaceJockey: I bet your dick is less than 1 cm
<+aceofspades19> BITCH!
<+Olfway> no, they only wanted it so they could use cm as a substitute for inches
so people like you can have false hope about your dick sizes
<+aceofspades19> I actually don't measure my dick because I'm not an insecure
faggot
<+SpaceJockey> every dude knows how long his dick is.
<+SpaceJockey> don't even deny it
<+Olfway> more like there's not enough to bother to try...
<+SpaceJockey> lol
<+aceofspades19> no I don't know it, it doesn't mater how big it is, its skillz
that matter
<+Olfway> no. dont let them lie to you. size really does matter
<+aceofspades19> a big dick just makes it easier
<@firebird> s:even deny it:even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy punishment:
<@Metamorphic> <SpaceJockey> don't even deny it, I'm 2.5 inches of pure pussy
punishment
<+Olfway> if you pull down your pants and your girl laughs... i think its time for
some extenze
<+hitest> OT is the place to be :D
<+s0ulslack> lulz pure pussy punishment
<+Olfway> although, there is a difference between the right size and too big
<+aceofspades19> skillz are what mater
<+Olfway> if you cant touch walls, then skills dont matter
<+Olfway> I dont care if you have all the skillz on earth, if you fucking a
tight bitch is like throwing a hotdog down a hallway, it's game over, man.