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Added: 2021-01-26

-*- firebird sends drijen to bitaholics anonymous
-*- drijen becomes bit murderer
<andarius> All your bits are belong to.... DEATH, THEY ARE ALL DEAD
<andarius> Hmm, maybe that was a bit dark :(
<fred> Ah, I see you're a comcast customer

Added: 2021-01-20

<ericonr> question
<Vaelatern> answer
<aedinius> disagreement
<maldridge> rebuttle
<aedinius> counter
<Vaelatern> Placatement
<ahesford> settlement
<Vaelatern> Suggestion to remain on-topic
<maldridge> ANGRY SHOUTING
<aedinius> withdrawal
<Vaelatern> googling of irc moderation techniques
<ahesford> sobbing
<aedinius> passive aggressive comments
-!- mode/#xbps [+o maldridge] by ChanServ
<@maldridge> show of force
<aedinius> backing off
-!- mode/#xbps [-o maldridge] by maldridge
<Vaelatern> finding another distro
<maldridge> tacit agreement

Added: 2021-01-09

20:59 <~kn3b> 300 views in the minute it took me to copy and paste the link
21:00 <%n0es> Did you copy and paste it one character at a time?
21:01 <~kn3b> i entered it using the screen keyboard under accessbility settings
21:02 <%n0es> Excellent use of your time and resources
21:02 <~kn3b> it aint much but its honest work
21:02 <%n0es> I didn't realize you were deaf
21:02 <~kn3b> no i am very much alive

Added: 2020-12-31

14:41 <cisco87> cisco@monster ~/projects/devops $ sudo reboot
14:41 <cisco87> System has not been booted with systemd as init system (PID 1). Can't operate.
14:41 <cisco87> Failed to connect to bus: Host is down
14:41 <cisco87> lol can't even reboot

Added: 2020-12-18

23:09 <maldridge> do you order pizza with fruit on it
23:10 <aedinius> tomatoes are a fruit, so yes
23:10 <maldridge> you know what I'm asking
23:10 <aedinius> peppers are fruits, too
23:11 <maldridge> pretty sure you're guilty of crimes against pizza
23:11 <aedinius> My goto is olive and mushroom
23:11 <aedinius> or a supreme with like all the toppings
23:11 <maldridge> pineapple is a pizza toping or no
23:12 <aedinius> alright, so hear me out
23:12 -- Mode #xbps [+o maldridge] by ChanServ
23:12 <-- maldridge has kicked aedinius (nope, get out and take your disgusting fruit pizza with you)
23:13 --> aedinius (~aedinius@netauth/guru/aedinius) has joined #xbps
23:13 <aedinius> Help, help, I'm being repressed!

Added: 2020-12-10

<drijen> beat that guy with a cat o'5 tails

Added: 2020-11-17

<Vaelatern> anandtech's look at the A14/M1 was excellent
<Vaelatern> I'm slowly learning to identify die pictures without annotations
<ahesford> I can identify a picture of a die without annotations
<ahesford> identifying the components therein, not so much

Added: 2020-11-05

16:49 <maldridge> the fact that your dad jokes have reached the low effort level of being literally phoned in...
16:50 <trmg> I mean, the initial prep for the ability to to this was high I'd like to think.
16:50 <trmg> I had to pull cable and shit.

Added: 2020-11-05

15:16 <leah2> System.IO.IOException: No space left on device
15:16 <leah2> LOL
15:16 <leah2> the true void experience

Added: 2020-10-31

< Urchlay> C is like Latin, kind of. Many other languages are descended from it, or borrow from it. Except it's not dead like Latin is.
< wgreenhouse> Urchlay: if C is Latin, does that make kernel hackers catholic priests? :P
< Tadgy> wgreenhouse: I can't remember the last time I was mollested by a kernel developer :)

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