<2> unirouters can connect you to omniproxies which let you talk to real services
<2> but if those break then you can jump off a trampoline through a few bounce houses to get a shell and fix the problem...
<1> are the real services micro services
<1> is there a service mesh
<2> no its an f-ing php monolith
<sDrewth> annoying though not as annoying as speech quotation
<ankry> sDrewth: handling tables is extremely easy comparing to music
<sDrewth> fair call
<orlock> eyeoh: 4:04pm - Motivation not found..
01:58 <@_ikke_> ok, confusion solved
02:08 <maldridge> that was fast
02:10 <@_ikke_> yes, I don't like to be confused
<auxy> because you are picking the least worst option
<auxy> they're all trash
<Armand> You have weak wrists, Devastator ?
<Devastator> Armand why?
<Devastator> it will be a gift for my dad
<Devastator> not enough cash..
<S_SubZero> ok then get off IRC and go mow lawns/shovel snow
<Devastator> S_SubZero we don't have snow :(
<S_SubZero> you may have lawns
<S_SubZero> knock over a convenience store or something
<Armand> Devastator: Ahhh... "pick a laptop".. I thought you meant "pick up.."
20:14 <jkwood> I usually use that line about rob0
23:00 <+phy1729> oh, oops
23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+o phy1729] by ChanServ
23:01 <@phy1729> Vaelatern: ping me when you're done
23:01 -- Mode #utdlug [+b Vaelatern!*@*] by phy1729
23:01 <+Vaelatern> lol
23:01 <-- phy1729 has kicked Vaelatern (now get off IRC dummy)
20:47 <maldridge> that *is* idiomatic java
20:47 <Vaelatern> TypeHell
20:47 <Vaelatern> Callback Hell is a thing, well, so is Class Hell
20:48 <maldridge> MyTypeHell extends Purgatory implements GenericAfterLife, DLLHell, RuntimeCollisionWithEverything