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#2186
Added: 2020-10-28

In #gentoo-chat while talking about the banking system:
19:23 <joecool> instead of engaging in terrorism and child trafficking like most major banks are all about
19:23 <steeznson> joecool: I'm working in marketing right now so terrorism sounds like a step up


#2185
Added: 2020-10-25

<maldridge> if there is such a thing as cooked data, that data has been finely aged, sous vide'd, seasoned with imported spices, and then served by iron chef morimoto
<maldridge> and then thrown out and replaced with a burger from burger king


#2184
Added: 2020-10-13

<+phy1729> I mean I don't think my relationship with Cthulhu is secret.


#2183
Added: 2020-10-13

<maldridge> have you considered there might be a good reason terraform doesn't let you do this
<+phy1729> No. It shall be bent to my will.


#2182
Added: 2020-10-09

<m_wynn> Did you see PHP 7.4 came out?
<m_wynn> You can no longer treat a boolean like an array and get an empty string out


#2181
Added: 2020-09-25

<1> on an extreme level Israel does this with missiles
<1> their version of no-knock is to drop a GPU onto your house
<2> 1: AMD or Nvidia?


#2180
Added: 2020-09-22

<maldridge> I can build you a cardboard yacht


#2178
Added: 2020-09-21

<maldridge> new noobfarm is up
<maldridge> now includes a search box and pagination
<drijen> link your pateron
<drijen> *patreon
<maldridge> heh, i don't have one
<firebird> yeah, maldridge is on onlyfans... :P
<maldridge> ...
<maldridge> I tabbed out for a bit and came back to this
<firebird> haha


#2177
Added: 2020-09-17

and I killed the network stack AGAIN

DAMN IT LOGITECH YOU HAVE A MEMORY LEAK IN YOUR FTP SERVER.

ON THE REMOTE

SHUT UP


#2176
Added: 2020-09-16

<DrDeke> For security reasons, we try to change our Prime Minister every six months, and to never use the same Prime Minister on multiple websites.


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