<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the Mama.
<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right in bed with you first date.
<+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me
<+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents.
< Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS
<+erry> no need for caps!
< dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose.
<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing so they touched. my. screen.
<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of their skin
<+Stoo> seriously. I apologize for this visual, but reading Tadgy's nonsense is like watching someone take sandpaper to a sunburned baby
<ZYX> if i have no more space left in tmp what can i do to ... mount it in other place where i got more space?
<mark_peters> ZYX: Start deleting crap in /tmp/
<ZYX> deleting the files is not an option what i would really like is to mount it in other place where i have more
space
<mark_peters> How is it not an option?
<adamk> Why are there things in /tmp that you don't have an option to delete? :-)
<thrice> why can't you move stuff, either?
<ZYX> i need more space in timp and i`m not willing to delete whatever is there
<ZYX> because it`s virtual
<mark_peters> Soz. I'm in an odd mood due to phoenix_
* Tadgy gets mark_peters some tissues.
<mark_peters> Not that odd.
<MajObviousman> the longer I go between jerk sessions, the better my dreams get. Up to a point
<MajObviousman> so it's kind of a balancing game
<+tintin> Do all people here use slackware?
<+hitest> of course it is the law
<+aceofspades19> tintin: no they use GoatOS
<+Olfway> hitest++
<@SirBotsAlot> karma - hitest: 23
<+tintin> tintin++
<+tintin> Olfway: hi
<+tintin> SirBotsAlot: hi
<+dive> what is slackware anyway? Been in this channel for 5 years and I still
don't know.
<+Soul_keeper> I use my telekenesis to connect directly to my cable modem, no pc
needed
<+Olfway> hahahaha
<+aceofspades19> dive: something to do with this pat guy
<+Olfway> Soul_keeper, i thought you shoved a CAT-5 in your ear
<+hitest> dive, it is a freaking way cool OS. I hope to try it one day
<+tintin> I'm the founder of slackware, i'm Pat
<+Soul_keeper> Olfway, when I shuv the cat5 up my ass I instantly join
##slackware-offtopic
<+Olfway> hahahaha
<+Olfway> oh right, in your ear is ##slackware
<+dive> no wonder you talk so much shit
<+Olfway> lulz
* dive ducks
<+Soul_keeper> :)
< Alan_Hicks> Tadgy: Just cut the shit alright? I'm tired of hearing it. Everyone's tired of hearing it. Skywise ain't even around right now, you're just trying to masturbate in front of everyone to get attention like some sexually abused 14 year old boy.
+Olfway | but yeah...
+Olfway | first time I ever saw linux, it was his Slackware
+Olfway | t'was love at first sight...
+Olfway | slackware, not him
+Olfway | lmfao