<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the Mama.
<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right in bed with you first date.
<+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me
<+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents.