(+Soul_keeper) didn't notice untill the bastard was in my mouth

<KaMii> does anything live in arizona?
<wswhitney> Sand.

KaMii │ myan apocolypse already happened
KaMii │ they forgot to calculate leap years
WhiteWolf1776 │ yea KaMii ... you showed up
WhiteWolf1776 │ but that only killed the channel ;)

<Alan_Hicks> Much as I like beer, beer can't cook. Women may grow old, but they can still put out, beer that gets old is just plain bad. Beer will keep you hydrated, but so will a woman once you get the kid weaned.

<+Alan_Hicks> I am in the wrong line of work. $25 for a shot of horse cum? I could make a fuckin' killin'.

<mancha> what kind of time losses/gains do you all experience in a 24 hour period?
<Skywise> depends on how much i drink

<centrelink> I report bugs in projects that I can actually make a difference
<centrelink> and ubuntu, to troll devs, because ubuntu bugs are usually meaningless nonsense that crash for no reason

<firebird> with it being OT, dpi probably means double penial insertion.....
<firebird> penile*
* firebird runs for cover
* xovan throws a fag grenade
<xovan> *it explodes into bronies*

(+ Roin) Ok that hurts
(+BP{k}) what, hitting yourself in the nuts with a monkeywrench?
(+ Roin) BP{k}: exactly
(+ Roin) Well I was like: darn this shit has to work

<@dwfreed> Bottien: pail
<@Bottien> dwfreed: I do not know about 'pail', but I do know about these similar topics: 'penis'