+s0ulslack │ I remember having just loud ass boxes in the day, gf's bitching to shut them off or they're leaving type of boxen
+s0ulslack │ the one that bitched the most was a fine latino with big tits
+s0ulslack │ boxen lost on that one

+krizzo │ Wooho stumped the #mysql guys :/
+Dominian │ heh
+Dominian │ How'd you do that?
+Dominian │ ask them what a naked woman looks like?
+SpaceJockey | lmao

+MajObviousman │ you know, it seems immediately obvious
+MajObviousman | but when your'e moving fast it's less easy
+MajObviousman │ sometimes you stick it into the wrong hole

<+aceofspades19> I'm too white trash for vicodin

<+vastina> my cock is too precious for fire

< thegerdur> I was writing python on an airplane once in emacs with black and green color themes....
< thegerdur> Needless to say I scared some people
< iToast> thegerdur, how
< thegerdur> They thought that I was hacking the airplane

(+ Alan_Hicks) OMG!!1 I <3 Justin! how r u? lol!

<+Alan_Hicks> All you gotta do is be nice to the kid first, then smile at the Mama.
<+Alan_Hicks> All that estrogen goes right to their heads and they'll hop right in bed with you first date.
<+raela> Alan_Hicks, kids annoy the shit out of me
<+Alan_Hicks> raela: Kids that get me laid get good birthday presents.

< Aiden2> MY CAPS BUTTON BROKE FFS
<+erry> no need for caps!
< dredbord> We were given exclamation marks for this exact purpose.

<+Stoo> someone just came to my cube to ask for help, and while doing so they touched. my. screen.
<+Stoo> brb ... need to go flay someone and make a blanket out of their skin