+misspwn │ Dominian: i didn't eat onions till i was 16
+misspwn │ my dad told me that they would put hair on my chest and i belived him
+misspwn │ no joke, when i was like 6 my dad told me certain foods would put hair on my chest. so i belived him and given i'm female i was so afraid of that happening. finally at 16 someone said to me that i'm retarded and i ate a burger with raw onions, loved it and nothing happened
+alisonken1home │ my dad used to tell me that coffee would turn my elbows black
+Mortvert │ Pfffahahahaha misspwn.
+Mortvert │ I think he did it so you wouldn't have horrible farts
+misspwn │ GREAT all these years i could have had epic farts
+Mortvert │ strong enough to kill
+misspwn │ thanks dad

<Demon_Fox> I was told apache was full of exploits, and all this time I thought it was secure
<nofra> I run eviljamesware... No exploits there!
<eviljames> nofra: yes. none.
<nofra> Why is my mouse moving on it's own?
<eviljames> nofra: no reason, that's safe to ignore on eviljamesware

< r7> greetings | back after a couple of days trying to get my email server up and running
< EugeneKay> I like where this is going.

+nofra │ theborger: How's your wife's BJs?
+Alan_Hicks │ nofra: They're excellent.
+nofra │ HA HA!
+Alan_Hicks │ noobfarm? :^)

<+Dominian> Well you gotta play it as safe as possible when you're having a meth-fueled anal sex binge...don't want things to get out of hand...

+Alan_Hicks │ I wonder....
+Alan_Hicks │ Is ginger jizz freckled?
+eviljames │ You WOULD wonder such a thing
+nofra │ Alan_Hicks: Only if it's been out in the sun

sybredeth:: no such thing as mod bias. they are right you are wrong.

+Crosma │ Girls have vaginas.
+aceofspades19 │ Crosma: good job

<anonymous> Hello
<anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux.
<anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :-
<anonymous> (root@localhost/)#
<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the product if defective

+arfon │ antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working....
+Tadgy │ That's viagra for you.