+eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ? Same size or larger than your 'tormentor' ?
+Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that
+adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy
+Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so
+LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person

<+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar?
<+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum

<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before...

+cmyster │ anyone here a python guy ?
+cmyster │ as in the programming language, not what you think is between your legs

<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to get out of it?
<+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you
<+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay?
<+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon!
<+pparadis> oh you know it

+theborger │ Roin: yer you a rich kid
+Roin │ Hmpf I earn my own money :O
+Dominian │ is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ?
+Roin │ They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
+Dominian │ Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
+Roin │ Dominian: why?
+Dominian │ from being on your knees all day
+theborger │ Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash
+Roin │ a man has to do, what a man has to do

<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
<Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in binary.
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
<TheM4ch1n3> lol
<Demon_Fox> Tell a girl
<Demon_Fox> Two mouth fulls makes a Pony
<Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped.
<TheM4ch1n3> lmfao
<Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website

<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's what old people's orgasms are like

+Olfway │ guys... i think im gay
+cmyster │ as in happy ?
+Olfway │ i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
+Olfway │ i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds

<+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex