+Crosma │ Girls have vaginas.
+aceofspades19 │ Crosma: good job

<anonymous> Hello
<anonymous> I bought Acer aspire 725 one with linpus linux.
<anonymous> Its not booting the error shown is :-
<anonymous> (root@localhost/)#
<anonymous> I am new to linux plz help me at earliest so as i can retutn the product if defective

+arfon │ antiwire: It's been working all night and is still working....
+Tadgy │ That's viagra for you.

+eviljames | How big were you when you were being 'bullied' ? Same size or larger than your 'tormentor' ?
+Dominian | 165 - 170 something like that
+adaptr | fuck that's unhealthy
+Dominian | eviljames: 6'2.. 150 or so
+LordH3lment | adaptr: Aids does that to a person

<+Dominian> What would you do for a Klondike bar?
<+LordH3lment> put your finger in her bum

<+arfon> Awww come on, you guys act like you never saw a comic about two men getting eaten by a giant penis then escaping and becoming homosexuals before...

+cmyster │ anyone here a python guy ?
+cmyster │ as in the programming language, not what you think is between your legs

<+SelfishMan> Why are you logged in to that server if you're trying to get out of it?
<+pparadis> ... I'm going to fucking cockpunch you
<+CaptObviousman> Is this some kind of strange foreplay?
<+SelfishMan> Dibs on little spoon!
<+pparadis> oh you know it

+theborger │ Roin: yer you a rich kid
+Roin │ Hmpf I earn my own money :O
+Dominian │ is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ?
+Roin │ They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
+Dominian │ Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
+Roin │ Dominian: why?
+Dominian │ from being on your knees all day
+theborger │ Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash
+Roin │ a man has to do, what a man has to do

<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
<Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in binary.
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
<TheM4ch1n3> lol
<Demon_Fox> Tell a girl
<Demon_Fox> Two mouth fulls makes a Pony
<Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped.
<TheM4ch1n3> lmfao
<Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website