«+cmyster» well,
«+cmyster» unlike a cock, life is always hard

on uninstalling software on Fedora:

<cmyster> and ffs why can't I get rid of plymouth ?!?!?!?!
<dive> cmyster, us British have been asking the same question for centuries

<surrounder> and why traffic court ?
<Olfway> do you use km/h or mph where you are?
<surrounder> km/h
<Olfway> hang on
<Olfway> i got clocked doing 156 in a 105
<Olfway> so 97mph in a 65mph zone
<surrounder> :|
<surrounder> why the hell did you do that ?
<Olfway> i had to shit

(+ antiwire) ok i suck
(+ surrounder) suckysucky 10 dollah!?
(+ antiwire) love u long tieeemmm

<+SelfishMan> Damn that penguin has a big ass
<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look like Free Willy
<+CaptObviousman> Oh. My. God.

<+SpaceJockey> This is one gigantic dildo log jam.

<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license allowing you to excersize your innate human right to own property?
<+eviljames> It's a license to acquire murdertools.
<+acidchild> eviljames: i have murder tools in my kitcheb.
<+acidchild> :)
<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in your garage.
* eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Tadgy butt-fucking you again?
* eviljames walked into that one
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: I thought you backed into it.
<+eviljames> *headdesk*
* hitest claps
* eviljames also claps
<+eviljames> bravo.

<+Tadgy> Ya know, sometimes I miss cpunches.
<+Alan_Hicks> Hard being the most hated person in a channel ain't it?

« lnxslck» is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer?
« pink_mist» no
« NyteOwl» lol, no
« Urchlay» there are slackware certified lunatics :)

<eviljames> Oddly, it seems the case with Mandarin, Catonese, Korean _and_ Japanese that they all switch L & R
<eviljames> Must be hard to play SNES