<+SelfishMan> Damn that penguin has a big ass
<+SelfishMan> You know, if you put eyes on Steve's ass, it would look like Free Willy
<+CaptObviousman> Oh. My. God.
<+SpaceJockey> This is one gigantic dildo log jam.
<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: What's a PAL? Some sort of government license allowing you to excersize your innate human right to own property?
<+eviljames> It's a license to acquire murdertools.
<+acidchild> eviljames: i have murder tools in my kitcheb.
<+acidchild> :)
<+Alan_Hicks> acidchild: Don't forget the enormous guided missile in your garage.
* eviljames has an enormous guided missile... IN HIS PANTS
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: Tadgy butt-fucking you again?
* eviljames walked into that one
<+Alan_Hicks> eviljames: I thought you backed into it.
<+eviljames> *headdesk*
* hitest claps
* eviljames also claps
<+eviljames> bravo.
<+Tadgy> Ya know, sometimes I miss cpunches.
<+Alan_Hicks> Hard being the most hated person in a channel ain't it?
« lnxslck» is there such a thing as a slackware certified engineer?
« pink_mist» no
« NyteOwl» lol, no
« Urchlay» there are slackware certified lunatics :)
<eviljames> Oddly, it seems the case with Mandarin, Catonese, Korean _and_ Japanese that they all switch L & R
<eviljames> Must be hard to play SNES
<+Roin> eviljames: http://www-03.ibm.com/systems/de/p/index.html
<@TriSeroTops> Title: IBM System p - Deutschland (at www-03.ibm.com)
<+eviljames> Roin: That's written in Douche
+Tadgy │ Debian has a packaging process? I thought they just took a shit, cut it in two and appended -dev on the end of one of the turd-halfs.
<+misspwn> im heating upthe oven for it
<+misspwn> it's about fucking time
<+Tadgy> misspwn: On average, about 5-8 inches :)
<+Tadgy> D'oh... complete channel fubar there.
<+Tadgy> misspwn: apologies.
<+krizzo> whoa PM's should be just that... private. ;)
<+misspwn> wow Tadgy
<+misspwn> i was actually talking about bacon
<+Tadgy> misspwn: lol :)
<+Tadgy> I, err, wasn't :P
<+Roin> what is an irratible bowel syndrome?
<+eviljames> It's when it hurts to shit
<+nofra> irratable bowel syndrom = theborger?
<+theborger> i am much much worse then ibs
<+raela> theborger is like a tabasco enema