<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's what old people's orgasms are like

+Olfway │ guys... i think im gay
+cmyster │ as in happy ?
+Olfway │ i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
+Olfway │ i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds

<+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex

[YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer.
[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for $100. XD
[GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though?
[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository where they permanently store data.

+theborger │ i got to find someplace to put this thing
+misspwn │ ok i am ready for the big one
+misspwn │ ha
+misspwn │ ok

< iammpain> I just had to run this command....
< iammpain> cat poop.log

< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into the middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted
< Jack-is> Ah
< Jack-is> Bummer.
< ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance?
< Jack-is> A bit.
< MajObviousman> I looked down

<crocket> slava_dp, Please save me.
<slava_dp> :w crocket.txt
<slava_dp> saved :D

+Olfway │ well, this is awkward
+MLanden │ wipe it twice and wash your hands :P
+Olfway │ i just jerked it, and i think it got in my moustache
+MLanden │ then,wash your face...try not to grin )_*
+aceofspades19 │ thanks for sharing
+Olfway │ i just heard collective drink-spitting
+Olfway │ and i think aceofspades19 died a little on the inside
+aceofspades19 │ I am already dead on the inside
+Olfway │ i just killed you a little more dead
+aceofspades19 │ you can't get any more dead than dead
* Olfway smells a noobfarming

< eviljames> TheM4ch1n3: I had an AMD chip that melted down and fused to the mobo after a fan failed.. the replacement board/chip I got ended up doing the same thing a couple of months later
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< arfon> eviljames: You were hosting torrentz and RIAA got all your base
< eviljames> arfon: they lazered it from space
< arfon> HA HA!!!! I hear the head of the RIAA does have a white-haired cat
< pink_mist> lol
< mancha> no mr. hacker, i expect you to die....
< arfon> lol