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#1835
Added: 2012-12-05

+theborger │ Roin: yer you a rich kid
+Roin │ Hmpf I earn my own money :O
+Dominian │ is that why your knees are scrapped up all the time Roin ?
+Roin │ They are scrapped up all the time? o_o
+Dominian │ Roin: yeah scrapped up all the time...
+Roin │ Dominian: why?
+Dominian │ from being on your knees all day
+theborger │ Roin: Dominian is saying you are sucking dick to make cash
+Roin │ a man has to do, what a man has to do


#1834
Added: 2012-12-04

<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Here is why the traditional measurements are best. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/English_unit#Volume
<Demon_Fox> <+Bedlam> much better names
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> Much better names, plus it's the only system of measurement in binary.
<Demon_Fox> <+Alan_Hicks> 2 jacks make a gill. 2 gills make a cup. 2 cups make a pint. 2 pints make a quart. 2 quarts make a pottle. 2 pottles make a gallon. 2 gallons make a peck. 2 peck makes a pail. 2 pails make a bushel.
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> wrong
<Demon_Fox> <+surrounder> 2 girls make 1 cup
<TheM4ch1n3> lol
<Demon_Fox> Tell a girl
<Demon_Fox> Two mouth fulls makes a Pony
<Demon_Fox> See how fast you get slapped.
<TheM4ch1n3> lmfao
<Demon_Fox> I am posting this conversation on that website


#1833
Added: 2012-11-27

<RebelBunny> You know that jolting feeling you get when you're leaving the house and just as the door shuts you realize that your keys are still inside? That's what old people's orgasms are like


#1832
Added: 2012-11-24

+Olfway │ guys... i think im gay
+cmyster │ as in happy ?
+Olfway │ i just cant get it up for my girlfriend anymore
+Olfway │ i got a boner just from looking at ryan reynolds


#1831
Added: 2012-11-23

<+Soul_keeper> I suggest no more gay bar bathroom sex


#1830
Added: 2012-11-21

[YoungMan] 4TB at ~100mb/sec takes over 11 hours to transfer.
[YoungMan] Can't wait til Sata5 comes out at 2gb/s and 2TB SSDs for $100. XD
[GenericUser#2] who actually transfers though?
[GenericUser#2] generally, the hard drives go into a central repository where they permanently store data.


#1829
Added: 2012-11-16

+theborger │ i got to find someplace to put this thing
+misspwn │ ok i am ready for the big one
+misspwn │ ha
+misspwn │ ok


#1828
Added: 2012-11-10

< iammpain> I just had to run this command....
< iammpain> cat poop.log


#1827
Added: 2012-11-10

< MajObviousman> I find words and things getting interjepeniscted into the middle of whatever I'm typing when I get distracted
< Jack-is> Ah
< Jack-is> Bummer.
< ninjabox> were you just distracted by penis, by chance?
< Jack-is> A bit.
< MajObviousman> I looked down


#1826
Added: 2012-11-06

<crocket> slava_dp, Please save me.
<slava_dp> :w crocket.txt
<slava_dp> saved :D


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