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#1890
Added: 2013-06-03

<+antiwire> â•¡ Flightgear made my laptop turd out a brick from its fan port.


#1889
Added: 2013-05-21

<+Tadgy> IP addresses are sexy.
<+Tadgy> Especially 69.69.69.255 - Lots of 69'ing and then a broadcast all over her face.


#1888
Added: 2013-05-20

<+antiwire> adrien: I'd lick your sticky tits


#1887
Added: 2013-05-15

<+majorsecurity> â•¡ don't be silly, wrap your willy!


#1886
Added: 2013-05-15

(+ Roin) oh pretty awesome a US cinema provider plans to
introduce sub title glasses and headphones that give
information for blind people
(+ Roin) that is pretty awesome o?o
(+ Roin) o_o*
(+ BP{k}) yes, that is awesome
(+ BP{k}) subtitle glasses for blind people.
(+MajObviousm) sign me up
(+ Roin) Uhm...
(+ BP{k}) next one ...
(+ Roin) -.-
(+ BP{k}) Earphones for deaf people!
(+ BP{k}) Transciptions for the illeterate!
(+MajObviousm) voice controls for the mute!
(+ BP{k}) :D


#1885
Added: 2013-05-11

Demon_Fox> Why does it seem like every five pages on noob farm, I can always find one of my nicks saying something.


#1884
Added: 2013-05-08

<Demon_Fox> You would not know perversion if it put clamps on your testicles.


#1883
Added: 2013-05-06

<+SpaceJockey> I'm hetero but into goats as long as they're female.


#1882
Added: 2013-05-05

<+sencha> I don't know how tall the girl is that I'm seeing right now
<+sencha> but it's only an image on my screen, so


#1881
Added: 2013-04-20

<+Tadgy> It puts the lotion on it's penis, else it gets the sores again.
<+Tadgy> Damned friction burns.


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