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#1983
Added: 2015-03-20

<bob> When I have money, I shall :p
<lyrg> yes, yes, that thing... like they say in russian proverb, take a small thing from everyone, and a naked one will have a t-shirt
<bob> Ha nice one
<lyrg> thing .. forgot the word.. what do you use with a needle? one that thing from everyone
<bob> Syringe?
<lyrg> no
<bob> Thread?
<lyrg> LOL
<lyrg> ye
<lyrg> s


#1982
Added: 2015-03-02

<+FatalNIX> I'm a pretty lore princess


#1981
Added: 2015-02-26

< felixjet> does linode accept adult content?
< MajObviousman> as payment?
< buhman> ^ yes
< felixjet> as payment?
< MajObviousman> kinda hard to mail sex
<@caker> heh


#1980
Added: 2015-02-23

<+wigums> cant find the fucking cigarette i just made so i made another, when i went to put it in my mouth i found the original cigarette
<+sodomy> It wouldn't be the first time wigums has had 2 fags in his mouth.


#1979
Added: 2015-02-22

< ryuo>| Workster, it has risen!
* ryuo faints.
<@ Workster>| hah
< nogagplz>| gonna need more context than that
< nogagplz>| for all we know yoy just got hard then fainted from lack of blood to the brain


#1978
Added: 2015-02-18

maldridge: im just entertained that the cost of the larger disk is apparently a deal breaker for just storing both
drijen: you gotta do what you gotta do
drijen: imagine if you lived in third world country. best computer you could buy is a pentium III
phy1729: I could IRC on that


#1977
Added: 2015-02-09

< MajObviousman> on the flip side, engineers need managers/salesmen/marketing/useless folks because ... have you ever seen an engineer try to sell to the average end user?
< ninjabox> I love watching managers congratulate each other on getting things done
< MajObviousm> it's like they're speaking different languages
< MajObviousm> ain't nothing would ever be sold
< drijen> MajObviousman: i sold to the avg end user all the time
< MajObviousman> drijen: what does that say about you then?
< ninjabox> ooooooooo


#1976
Added: 2015-02-05

< CHVNX> I have several bands.
< SpiceMan> all I have is dust in my instrument
< CHVNX> What do you play?
< Dominian> skin flute
< SpiceMan> I can't claim I play.
< SpiceMan> Dominian: that's a toy, not an instrument
< Dominian> hahaha


#1975
Added: 2015-02-02

< MajObviousman> well look, if I stay at the party long enough, odds are I'm going to have to poop
< MajObviousman> if it's a _really_ good party going on all day and night, then most certainly I'll have to poop at least one time, maybe more
< MajObviousman> so, is being a party pooper really a bad thing, or just a digestive act?


#1974
Added: 2015-01-28

<`Eddie|Mac> yes english is pretty much y native lungs
<`Eddie|Mac> native language


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