<Beebz> damn, [this channel] would have been silent: http://i.imgur.com/JNzgrXn.jpg
<rob0>
<dive>
* dive
<Dominian>
<Dominian> ;
* Dominian

<KaMii> its a myth that viruses exist on toilet seats
<shonudo> i knew deps were missing

< JamesTK> mmm
< JamesTK> 4GB empty space :O
< Eugene> Did you use a Core install?
< JamesTK> Eugene: yes
< Eugene> That sounds wrong, then.
< Eugene> I have <7GB used
< JamesTK> 4GB unallocated to dick images
< Eugene> Oh, you followed my instructions /exactly/
< JamesTK> lolyep
< MajObviousman> that's not nearly enough for dick images
< Eugene> I was really, really, REALLY drunk when I wrote those
< Cromulent> Whatever floats your boat
< JamesTK> I know right MajObviousman!
< MajObviousman> have you SEEN the size of horse penises?

<dw1> “Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence in society.” Mark Twain
<Glaug-Eldare> i dunno, what about naked girls
<Glaug-Eldare> they influence my society
<Glaug-Eldare> and by society i mean my dilz
<dw1> twain had no balls
<dw1> lol
<Mozart> Presumably why he insisted on covering up…

< Skywise> the more you bang it, the more compliant it becomes, try it!

<+majorsecurity> the gf found a grey hair on me today :(
<+Dominian> majorsecurity: it's not a grey hair... it's you growing into wisdom
<+majorsecurity> Dominian: hahaha

<MajObviousman> it has dual NICs
<MajObviousman> not teamed
<MajObviousman> scuse me, two dual NICs
<MajObviousman> a dual 10gb SFP+ and a dual onboard 1gb
<MajObviousman> interesting. When I go to set up nic teaming, the second 10g doesn't show up. Even though nic list shows both are connected
<Kellin> obviously then you should fire the NIC for not being a team player
<MajObviousman> ...
<MajObviousman> get out
<Kellin> =D

<test-gott> hey did someone install bind9 and uses it ?
<codehotter> test-gott: if someone replies 'yes', then it becomes socially difficult to ignore you afterwards.

* | Beebz is watching Bill Bailey Qualmpeddler and pissing himself laughing.
+BP{k} | Beebz: beats having to do work :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ahh, work's ok, too... a good balance is required, though
+BP{k} | Beebz: hah absolutely. :) lucky it's only checking a few sites to see if apache hasn't strung itself up in an autoreotical type of way. :)
+Beebz | BP{k}, ... which is a real problem with apache :D
+BP{k} | Beebz: Absolutely :)
+Beebz | it was self-pleasuring itself with a php plugin
+BP{k} | haha
+BP{k} | in some kind of freak erotic albanian horror sex play with mysql?
+Beebz | it was using a mysql ballgag, indeed

yorickpeterse | 4
yorickpeterse | woops
jhass | I've seen better passwords