«+ wizzoid» An SEO expert walks into a bar, bars, pub, public house, Irish pub, drinks, beer

< Cano> I'm developing open source dildo
< Cano> some dude from Japan just bought 10 of those from me

<Upstand> is this a dating network?
<T_D_H> yes
-*- T_D_H takes off his robe and wizards hat
<-- Upstand has left #help
<zi> i think you're supposed to put those on
<T_D_H> this is the brazzers version

maldridge | socket wrench xkcd?
drijen | maldridge: hit a guy with a socket wrench, they vend passwords
maldridge | ah, right
MajObviousman | excellent choice of word: vend
drijen | right?
* | drijen is smarter than everyone on irc makes him out to be :/
maldridge | you would still be hard pressed to find that wrench for $5
drijen | maldridge: if it makes it feel better, i would beat you with the most expensive, nicest wrench i could find
maldridge | you're in luck, its on sale: http://www.flexibleassembly.com/Products/CDI-Product-Index/10005LDFN?gclid=CjwKEAiAoJmlBRCxjKeizPHVs1ESJAC6cxjUOS9cIO_a89cK7ly7UqHZUesR5ENPgoPTVcIVYWw1zRoCwzLw_wcB

theborger> i wish someone would cut your fucking hands off.
<theborger> then all of us could have a good day in here.
<wigums> but then youd be stuck having to jack me off all the time
<wigums> you do it now because you like it, but i dont want jacking me off to become like a job you HAVE to do
<wigums> then you wouldnt enjoy it as much

+wigums | *** pterodactyls ***
* | hitest runs
* | hitest tosses a beer over his shoulder to wigums as he sprints away
+wigums | mmm beer
+wigums | heh, little did you know beer is a natural pterodactyl repellant
+hitest | good to know
* | hitest returns with a keg
+wigums | lol
+hitest | :)
+wigums | think about it, every drunk has seen a purple / green / yellow / pink pterodactyl or elephant or whatever, but not a SINGLE drunk has EVER been eaten by one

<farrioth> k2gremlin: Don't worry. Regular expressions are really handy though, so read up on them next time you're bored :p
<Gorroth> be bored! regex is great
<Gorroth> although, looking at someone else's regex can be kind of horrid
<Gorroth> then again, looking at your own regex after a long time can feel the same way
<farrioth> Gorroth: sed '/^#/!d;s/^##//g;s/^#\\(.*\\)\\[.*\\]\\[.*\\]*/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\\\s+.*id=.?\\1.*>.*<\\/\\\\1>@@g/g;s/^#\\(.*\\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\\\s+.*id=.?\\1.*>.*<\\/\\\\1>@@g/g;s/^\\.\\(.*\\)/s@<([a-zA-Z0-9]+)\\\\s+.*class=.?\\1.*>.*<\\/\\\\1>@@g/g;s/^a\\[\\(.*\\)\\]/s@<a.*\\1.*>.*<\\/a>@@g/g;s/^\\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\\)\\.\\(.*\\)\\[.*\\]\\[.*\\]*/s@<\\1.*class=.?\\2.*>.*<\\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\\)#\\(.*\\):.*[:[^:]]*[^:]*/s@<\\1.*id=.?\\2.*>.*<\\/\\1>@@g/g;s/^\\([a-zA-Z0-9]*\\)#\\(.*\\)/s
<gry> :o
<farrioth> I just came across that one in the wild...
<ForTheWin> ???
<k2gremlin> wtf?

(+ Beebz) I'm also comfortable twerking it

+wizzoid | I only played the sims once.. that was enough for me. I had to read thenewspaper to find a job.. and did that. then I had to get a ride to work.. did that. then I set the clock to get up in time to shower and eat before work.. did that. Then I made the mistake of microwaving my breakfast twice out of boredome and my house burned down because I hadn't done the 'cooking training'. So I sat there with my house engulfed in flames as my ride for work was out fromt blowing the horn to pick me up.
+wizzoid | why would I play a game for that kinda stress? I can get that in RL

+eviljames | WAITING FOR UPDATES IS LIKE CANCER