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#2260
Added: 2023-08-11

<a> it's the trolley problem where you can easily divert the trolley and save 5 people, but you'll have to spend the next day frantically fixing build


#2259
Added: 2023-08-07

<Vaelatern> groovy is the first language to only have two characters in it
<Vaelatern> control-c and control-v


#2258
Added: 2023-08-04

@homelessjun@mas.to: #systemd broke my #slackware and it's not even installed


#2257
Added: 2023-07-27

<drijen> today in story time
<drijen> trying to configure a pair of 1100's via reverse telnert off a router
<drijen> tech has no idea about anything, trouble finding ports and equipment - uses a not rollover cable to do rollover etc
<drijen> two days im working on just getting from the router to the 1100 via reverse telnert
<drijen> vty configs, triple checking connections
<drijen> hours and hours of getting pissed off later
<drijen> tech says "oh hey man, should these 1100s have power?"
<+phy1729> .......
<+phy1729> seriously
<drijen> seriously.
<drijen> im having whiskey for lunch


#2256
Added: 2023-07-27

<Skywise> there could be inteligent squids on enceladus
<ndnihil> encephaladus
<lavadonut> or stupid squids
<Skywise> hehe
<Skywise> snufalupaencephaladus
<R2robot> please add this character, sesame street


#2255
Added: 2023-07-20

<JordiGH> > Be able to write clean + maintainable code with attention to performance and security, but also be able to ship quickly + scrappily when the occasion calls for it
<JordiGH> A gentleman in dev, but a rake in prod.


#2254
Added: 2023-06-21

[talking about a computer]
<drijen> a good retirement for it
<Vaelatern> yeah it'll likely end up being my backup nas actually
<drijen> downright "honoring" it at that point
<Vaelatern> take out the guts and mount it to a board in the house with a tiny smattering of RGB to look sexy
<drijen> haha
<drijen> like a 90's civic


#2253
Added: 2023-06-15

<a> Jenkins doesn't do a great job of explaining how this works And even their example repos don't work.
<a> for some reason the US General Services Admin has a public repo with some better examples
<a> https://github.com/GSA


#2251
Added: 2023-05-25

<maldridge> turns out hard drives are heavy, run hot, and draw a lot of power
<phy1729> inb4 your unit of density is percentage of thermite density
<maldridge> uhhh
<maldridge> brb need to go check some platter chemistry


#2250
Added: 2023-05-18

<gewt> the speedtest server is so you can deploy terraform shit right?
<gewt> i’ve lost track of where in the yak mine you are
<maldridge> so have I
<maldridge> fortunately I unrolled this ball of twine behind me as I came in

* camera pans back to show a gordian knot of twine criss crossing scooby doo caves


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