<oreo639> You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

13:40 <aperron> sleep is a myth
13:40 <aperron> I haven't slept in 17 years and I'm a vibrantly productive corpse

<a> "rejected promise not handled within 1 second" relatable

13:09 <maldridge> just don't use ramdisks
13:22 <Vaelatern> that's like saying just don't use crack
13:22 <Vaelatern> normal people can't possibly function that way
13:22 <Vaelatern> wait

<a> It's touch that we had to release 2024 over the holidays....very risky

<Montresor> Void linux was interesting, but then they dropped libressl and became boring.

<a> Anyone have any tips on how to protect from this cyber attack vector https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/05/hospital_cat_incident/

Cat accused of wiping US Veteran Affairs server info after jumping on keyboard

US govt confirms outage, leaves feline in a quantum state of uncertainty

<b> Someone got cat phished

12:06 <alanhuang> [10:53:47] spent a few minutes wondering "what the hell is a corn job" before realizing that someone at work just misspelled cron

<wntr> how do i noobfarm stuff

14:18 <gewt> oh nice. i found my retro vm host again
14:18 <gewt> (i lost what IP it was at and it got buried in the garage, still networked)