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#2296
Added: 2026-09-12

(While debugging a junked scanner from a pile)

This is way better than getting drunk at the bar, there are no scanners at the bar!


#2295
Added: 2026-05-06

<dhchunky> salutations!
<dhchunky> i am not currently on any form of air, land or sea transportation
<shonudo> you're traveling through time?


#2294
Added: 2025-12-28

<maldridge> at the moment I'm busy deploying TEST-NET-1 to production routers


#2293
Added: 2025-12-11

14:25:24 < Tadgy> nifoc++
14:25:25 < AgentAnderson> nifoc's karma is now 83
14:26:08 < Tadgy> It's time for another round of.... Is this a picture of Tadgy's ballsack, or not?
14:26:14 < Tadgy> Who's playing?
14:27:20 < Tadgy> Quick, quick! We're ready to start - everything is dangly and warm from the shower!
14:55:53 < Tadgy> Too late. My clammy ballsack has been put away now.


#2290
Added: 2025-12-09

<TimMc> mary13 said she wanted to have some fun, so I was going to recommend Advent of Code, but she quit too quickly. :-(
<bertptrs> TimMc: she's playing advent of k-line


#2289
Added: 2025-11-26

> Ubuntu Bare Metal -> libvirt-managed VM -> Talos -> kubevirt -> VM -> docker.
> Why? Who fucking knows. I certainly don't.
> But now it all turns on.


#2288
Added: 2025-08-10

<v> MFER
<v> MY ROBOT HOOVER RAN OVER THE OS2
<v> IT HAD A MFING 180 DEGREE BEND
<v> MFER
<v> all numbers are back healthy
<v> damn robot


#2287
Added: 2025-06-13

22:02 -- Notice(void-builder): Build [#2650](https://build.voidlinux.org/#/builders/7/builds/2650) of `x86_64` failed: failed built packages (failure)
22:07 <abby> weird, that shouldn't happen
22:08 <maldridge> I say that all the time but it doesn't help


#2286
Added: 2025-03-31

<zen_desu> then you have also started losing your mind
<ayecee> nice
<yegorc> turns out you have to be smart to get wireguard working
<zen_desu> wait until you try openvpn
<yegorc> openvpn is proprietary, not in my house
<lusciouslover> im literally monitoring your steam account as we speak
<yegorc> lusciouslover: really? i haven't used steam in a while, and don't plan to anymore like ever, i wonder if it's right
<lusciouslover> why did you stop using steam
<yegorc> because i grew up? games got boring
<ayecee> that's not growing up
<ayecee> that's burnout


#2284
Added: 2025-03-17

<Tadgy> ]#
<Tadgy> rt
<wgreenhouse> good day, Tadgy's cat


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