<drijen> hows it going everyone
<Epakai> queues are short, but delays are long

<wntr> im gonna be real i just want a computer that turns on and i dont have the will to do configuration anymore
* phy1729 hands wntr a chromebook
<wntr> honestly yeah, kinda
<Epakai> I've heard good things about the commodore 64

<Piraty> features: ... Thread safe (really this time)
<aedinius> We can thread if we want to, we can leave blocking IO behind, but if your libs don't lock (and it seems they don't lock) then they're no libs of mine.

<oreo639> You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

13:40 <aperron> sleep is a myth
13:40 <aperron> I haven't slept in 17 years and I'm a vibrantly productive corpse

<a> "rejected promise not handled within 1 second" relatable

13:09 <maldridge> just don't use ramdisks
13:22 <Vaelatern> that's like saying just don't use crack
13:22 <Vaelatern> normal people can't possibly function that way
13:22 <Vaelatern> wait

<a> It's touch that we had to release 2024 over the holidays....very risky

<Montresor> Void linux was interesting, but then they dropped libressl and became boring.

<a> Anyone have any tips on how to protect from this cyber attack vector https://www.theregister.com/2023/10/05/hospital_cat_incident/

Cat accused of wiping US Veteran Affairs server info after jumping on keyboard

US govt confirms outage, leaves feline in a quantum state of uncertainty

<b> Someone got cat phished