<Urchlay> I do know this: printf() was faster than cout, last time I benchmarked it (a while ago now... I just got curious is all)
<TommyC> it is faster, much faster
<TommyC> std::cout is a derived class with 2 or 3 base classes
<Urchlay> yah. so c++ demands you use the slower and (IIRC) more bloated solution to comply with some kind of platonic ideal
<Urchlay> (or is it aristotelean? I really can't remember which dead greek guy is which right now)
<TommyC> soc++rates<Urchlay> you win

<hmw[at]> #http isn't a place of fun.
<Kaosifer> Why is that?
<PlanckWalk> Probably people there read the HTTP spec. Anyone would be not-fun after that.

<drijen> hows it going everyone
<Epakai> queues are short, but delays are long

<wntr> im gonna be real i just want a computer that turns on and i dont have the will to do configuration anymore
* phy1729 hands wntr a chromebook
<wntr> honestly yeah, kinda
<Epakai> I've heard good things about the commodore 64

<Piraty> features: ... Thread safe (really this time)
<aedinius> We can thread if we want to, we can leave blocking IO behind, but if your libs don't lock (and it seems they don't lock) then they're no libs of mine.

<oreo639> You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice?

13:40 <aperron> sleep is a myth
13:40 <aperron> I haven't slept in 17 years and I'm a vibrantly productive corpse

<a> "rejected promise not handled within 1 second" relatable

13:09 <maldridge> just don't use ramdisks
13:22 <Vaelatern> that's like saying just don't use crack
13:22 <Vaelatern> normal people can't possibly function that way
13:22 <Vaelatern> wait

<a> It's touch that we had to release 2024 over the holidays....very risky