< Dominian> @rimv sodomy
<@AgentSlackoff> <sodomy> theborger: Rubber hanging out my arse? WTF is wrong with you - you know I go bareback. in my vagina.
< Dominian> ok... I'm not using that command EVER again...
< rob0> haha
< kirk> *facedesk*
< misspwn> lel

<smokeyj> What methods are used to handle dos problems?
<annihilannic> Emphatic statement!
<smokeyj> ddos
<Dagmar> Prayer.
<dolemite_> cloudfare.com
<Dagmar> Patience.
<Dagmar> ...and Architecture.
<smokeyj> I read the book and I just didnt see a solution
<annihilannic> Preparation!
<qman__> Null routes from your upstream providers
<Dagmar> Well, that would really fall under Architecture.

<cyph3x> awesome is straight sexy man, you should check it out.

<dolemite_> dStruct, well arch is bleeding edge, isn't it?
<dStruct> dolemite_: Arch is just bleeding.. period (no pun intended)

<clockers> svetlana: I love your name. Will you marry me?
<svetlana> I'll marry your name.
<Yehai> lmao
<archmint> xD
<clockers> deal

<+cmyster> ahhhhh
<+cmyster> I like having first time things...
<+cmyster> just now I farted so long I got dizzy... thats a first
<+Dominian> hahaha

< KrR4F_Slackware> Slacware is one of the First IT Gods all Over the World !
< KrR4F_Slackware> Really Powerfull !
< KrR4F_Slackware> today is my 4 th day with my Slackware 14.1

<+majorsecurity> theborger: did it work?
<+majorsecurity> theborger: you've been super quiet lately
<+theborger> fuck if i know, it just hurts
<+Dominian> That tends to happen when you jam a dildo up your ass without any lube

<+Beebz> how about both of you suck on a dildo made of ice for a bit to chill out

<Kellin> so googling for the main page for unicorn (the rack server), I typod unicorn crack in the search engine
<Kellin> that is a scary (*#@&$*(@#$#@$#@ result return