< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by talking to your friends and reading InformationWeek. It's like eating pussy. There is no substitute for practice, practice, and more practice.

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< scorchsaber> fixed, huh?
< scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say?
< scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu?
< ricky> Laughing at it :)

< noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to
joe public, so unless you are employed as a land mine tester
my day is always worse! ;)

< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them all HIV

< mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst
< mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that
< fred> something's slower than catalyst?
< Tim> Hah.
< fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it.
<@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :)

< fred> do it harder baby!

< cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715
MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: 6/496 Mio]
[Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm;

Note: pay attention to the last item.

* fred shines goatse into the sky
< straterra> ?

< noirlord> BP{k}: she's seen my place, if she hasnt figured out Im a geek by now (especially after tripping over the CAT-5 coming out the bathroom) she is not as intelligent as I give her credit
< mwalling_> noirlord: ... why do you have cat5 in the bathroom?
< mwalling_> they invented wifi for a reason
< StevenR> mwalling_: hey! that might be the best cable run!
< BP{k}> mwalling_: for flossing ;)
< rworkman> Flossing what?
< BP{k}> rworkman: use your imagination :P
* mwalling_ wonders who would need gigabit to the shitter besides straterra
* acidchild wants fiber directly to the toilet
< acidchild> :D
< rworkman> mwalling_: that's just for the webcam, though, right?
< acidchild> oh gross.