13:02 < heret|c> straterra: when don't you feel like anally raping something?
13:03 < straterra> When it works
13:03 < thrice`> not even a little...?
13:05 < straterra> Ok
13:05 < straterra> I lied

< Dagmar> Maybe someday he'll realize this isn't stuff you learn by talking to your friends and reading InformationWeek. It's like eating pussy. There is no substitute for practice, practice, and more practice.

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< scorchsaber> fixed, huh?
< scorchsaber> Ubuntu, you say?
< scorchsaber> What's your favorite part of Ubuntu?
< ricky> Laughing at it :)

< noirlord> nullboy, my job involves selling machines running vista to
joe public, so unless you are employed as a land mine tester
my day is always worse! ;)

< straterra> I want to fucking assrape the Intel fuckfaces and give them all HIV

< mulletron> yeah, its 62% slower than catalyst
< mulletron> I think Tim is the only person who will get that
< fred> something's slower than catalyst?
< Tim> Hah.
< fred> I might not get it, but I can troll it.
<@lamby> fred: You're my new role model. :)

< fred> do it harder baby!

< cchan> Host 'zeus', running Linux 2.6.20-16-server - Cpu0: Intel 1715
MHz; Up: 3d+17:09; Users: 2; Load: 0.06; Free: [Mem: 6/496 Mio]
[Swap: 1467/1475 Mio] [/: 66585/73667 Mio]; Vpenis: 49 cm;

Note: pay attention to the last item.

* fred shines goatse into the sky
< straterra> ?