< thrice`> ok, goes to show what 1 hour of sleep gets you
< thrice`> I put my boxers on backwards this morning, and didn't even notice...
< thrice`> lol...stepped up to the urinal, and start laughing at my stupidity

< straterra> Atleast I don't need penis enlargement
< Dominian> straterra: I use it

< Dominian> that was at 8:58am
< Dominian> mwalling_: give it time
* mwalling_ is impotent
< mwalling_> er
< mwalling_> impatient

Alan_Hicks bans metbsd a.k.a. mmmm a.k.a. slackfaceware a.k.a. slapfaceware again
-!- mode/##slackware [+b *faceware*!*@*] by Alan_Hicks
-!- slapfaceware was kicked from ##slackware by slackboy [Banned]
< nullboy> the force has been balanced.
-!- mode/##slackware [+b *!*@58.60.*] by Alan_Hicks
< CaptObviousman> school's starting back up
< CaptObviousman> hopefully he'll disappear
< rk4n3> CaptObviousman: yeah, but kindergarden is only half-days

< chris_punches> nobody trusts my binaries :(

* NetEcho slaps everyone
-!- mode/#slackman [+o rworkman] by ChanServ
<@rworkman> Excuse me?
-!- mode/#slackman [-o rworkman] by rworkman
< rworkman> ;-)
* NetEcho slaps rworkman doubly as hard :P
* rworkman rips NetEcho's ears off and stables them to his ass.
< rworkman> Now you can hear me when I kick it.
< NetEcho> nooooooooo
< NetEcho> how will I hear music now?
< rworkman> Fart.

< AbortRetryFail> that's why i taught my girlfriend how mount/umount works.
< rworkman> AbortRetryFail: yeah, I like teaching women how to mount.
< AbortRetryFail> ;)
< rworkman> ;p
< andarius> man mount
< rworkman> andarius: if that's what you like, sure.

PeterS: why does linux blow?
dadexter: because you take too much brain damaging drugs?

< Dagmar> john: You can get them from pretty much anywhere, but take anything from LinuxPackages.net as if you found it on the sidewalk
< Dagmar> Don't just pop it into your mouth without giving it a careful examination
* mwalling_ thought that was going to be a whore analogy
< Dagmar> C'mon
< Dagmar> No one actually patronizes street hookers
< Dagmar> All the good ones have 800 numbers you can call

< nullboy> i installed bsd onto my shop vac with just a rubber tube and some duct tape
< Dagmar> So now it can suck properly?