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#1004
Added: 2008-10-26

<neobsd> in order to optimize the useage of memory
<neobsd> procesador
<neobsd> i need a lite + qickly OS
<neobsd> some idea ?
<hba> neobsd: plan9 ;)
<neobsd> plan9?
<alienBOB> neobsd: everytime you press that ENTER key when it is not needed, Bob will kill a kitten
<FriedBob> alienBOB: Which Bob? Or is it all Bob's? If so, pass th kittens.


#1003
Added: 2008-10-25

< Cann0n> is there an official site for goggle?


#1002
Added: 2008-10-25

<ron1n_> is it wired?
<ron1n_> or wireless
<perlsyntax> nope it on a network


#1001
Added: 2008-10-23

* drijen stabs CaptObviousman
* CaptObviousman deflects with a waffle iron
* drijen rebounds with a saucepan
* CaptObviousman closes drijen's hand in the waffle iron painfully
* drijen notes the lack of pain, as CaptObviousman has not turned it on
* drijen strips it from CaptObviousman's grip and bonks him with it
<CaptObviousman> it still pinches you when closed
<CaptObviousman> unless you have paper thin hands
* rob0 muses about the place of a waffle iron in Rock Paper Scissors
<CaptObviousman> well, it's right here: Rock Papwaffle ironer Scissors


#1000
Added: 2008-10-23

Fossa: my wiever does not work


#999
Added: 2008-10-23

< thrice`> ok, I need a house for around $50,000 in a good area of town, close to work, and preferably with a brewery built in


#998
Added: 2008-10-22

< ron1n> hey guys, a friend of mine went through some relationship problems, and his girlfriend changed his root password -_-
< ron1n> is there anyway to recover it?
< rworkman> Is she hot?
< ron1n> its weak, probably full english words
< rworkman> Oops, I'm supposed to be afk.
< ron1n> XD
< Lord_Khelben> haha rworkman :)
< Lord_Khelben> ron1n: there is
< ron1n> rworkman, IMHO yupp =D
< rworkman> But a girl who can figure out how to change a root password is worth investigating.
< Lord_Khelben> but it seems a bit odd that his gf would change the root password
< rworkman> ron1n: who cares, then? Go after her and forget your friend.
< ron1n> XD
< ron1n> rworkman, she doesn't know much, but she did figure out how to sudo su and passwd (apparently he didn't read the sudo page on the slackwiki page)
< ron1n> if she knows sudo su, she already knows too much


#997
Added: 2008-10-22

< jebuonag > I got my MSDN subscribtion today.
< SadShaggyBuffalo_> My deepest condolences.


#996
Added: 2008-10-21

* andarius uses closed source drivers for his thermonuclear nipple warmer :P


#995
Added: 2008-10-21

< BP{k}> oh my .. jess managed to get up on the couch and turn the telly on via the remote control ... and there is a show on about dogs and the first thing we see is a pink poodle.
* BP{k} gets worried about his dog.....


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