* drijen stabs CaptObviousman
* CaptObviousman deflects with a waffle iron
* drijen rebounds with a saucepan
* CaptObviousman closes drijen's hand in the waffle iron painfully
* drijen notes the lack of pain, as CaptObviousman has not turned it on
* drijen strips it from CaptObviousman's grip and bonks him with it
<CaptObviousman> it still pinches you when closed
<CaptObviousman> unless you have paper thin hands
* rob0 muses about the place of a waffle iron in Rock Paper Scissors
<CaptObviousman> well, it's right here: Rock Papwaffle ironer Scissors