< jkwood> I thought about trying emacs, but I only have a dual core.

< MaZ-> holy shit im crying here
< MaZ-> i just had the police come round hahaha
< pi_> tasered you?
< MaZ-> lol no
< MaZ-> i took some code down off a site and moved it to my own domain
< MaZ-> and someone got a little pissy
< MaZ-> :|

< Sesshomaru> Super Mario is for kids
< Shizuo> Yes
< jkwood> Sesshomaru: Kids of all ages.
< Shizuo> I use it to attract my victims
< Shizuo> Bhaawahhaahah
< Sesshomaru> unfunny
< Shizuo> Yes
< LnxSlck_> Shizuo, so i take it you're a pedophile?
< Sesshomaru> pedos aren't funny
< Shizuo> No
< Dominian> wth
< Shizuo> I'm a videogame retailer
< Shizuo> You have a dirty mind :/

< LoganTheRed> jkwood: let's go play 'school girl and guy who has sex with school girl'

< nullboy> what do you call a dog with no hind legs and steel balls?
< mwalling> your mom?

* LoganTheRed_ has to take a massive shit but doesn't wanna do it until after he clocks back in to work

***Couple of Minutes Later***

LoganTheRed_> brb, gonna clock in before my ass explodes
<thrice`> ?
<rob0> LoganTheBrown

( antler) Zordrak: can't a man be curious about another man's package?

<x-ip> ea ea pepe
<x-ip> llego la alegria de la fiesta (?)
<TwinReverb> #slackware-br
<nachox> it's spanish
<nachox> and it will be the last spanish words he uses here unless he wants a really short party
<rhys> wait. Poor mexicans get short parties? no wonder they are trying to cross the border
<nachox> rhys, that is out of order! you know mexicans are actually trying to import proper parties to the us... there is no party without some tequila shots
<rhys> explains why the parties are so short.

< nullboy> fred: how deep should i go?
<fred> that depends on the woman :p
* fred runs and hides

[ shmay] do I need to have my linode running in order to ssh into it?
[ SelfishMan] yes
[@caker] srsly?
[ A-KO] wow