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#1130
Added: 2009-03-22

when ideling on #windows

<msafi> I Googled the problem. No help!
<msafi> It used to work OK.
<msafi> But I disconnected it, took my laptop away for awhile, then when I docked my laptop again, it no longer shows...
<aliSalaah> is there updated drievrs for it? have you rebooted yet?
<msafi> aliSalaah: I haven't rebooted or updated the driver...I guess I should try that!
<Nautilus__> ohyea, reboot
* msafi has quit ()
* msafi (n=*.*.*.*) has joined ##windows
<msafi> Rebooting solved the problem.
<msafi> If it keeps happening again, I'll look into updating the driver.
<msafi> Thanks for the help Nautilus__, aliSalaah.


#1129
Added: 2009-03-21

< CaptObviousman> oh man
< drijen> CaptObviousman: o/
< CaptObviousman> I met an amazing girl tonight
< drijen> YAY
< CaptObviousman> problem: she's dating someone
< drijen> paitence
< CaptObviousman> ofc
< rob0> poison


#1128
Added: 2009-03-21

<+Hydra> Today, a girl I've had a huge crush on for a long time told another friend of ours to get a life. I, in my infinite genius responded that her mom needed to get a life. She ran out of the room bawling. I got slapped in the face and informed that her mom had died not long ago. FML


#1127
Added: 2009-03-20

< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Just do it and fix what breaks already.
< dartmouth> kk
< dartmouth> Alan_Hicks: http://pastebin.com/m47603b8b
< straterra> I smell..chris punch fail..
< straterra> It's a strong smell
< Alan_Hicks> dartmouth: Why are you sending me that?
< dartmouth> because its all going to be broken in about an hour
< Alan_Hicks> So then fix it in about two hours.
< Alan_Hicks> You're never gonna learn if you don't fuck up on occassion.
< dartmouth> you assume that I am competent.
< dartmouth> lol.
< Alan_Hicks> Oh no. No I don't assume anything regarding your competency, trust me.


#1126
Added: 2009-03-20

< yejun0> help us help them?
< jkwood> It goes something like this:
< jkwood> <noob> Someone help me fix this!
< jkwood> <us> Well, what do your logs show?
< jkwood> <noob> I need this fixed!
< jkwood> <us> What's the output of foo -v?
< jkwood> <noob> I tried $BLAH, but that didn't work.
< jkwood> <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your problem. Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome}
< jkwood> <us> !pb
<@irgeek> <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that means. Tell me how to fix this.
< jkwood> <noob> If I install cpanel, will that help?
< jkwood> <us> *head asplode*
< Yaakov> <jkwood> BLAH BLAH BLAH
< jkwood> <jkwood> OH GAWD BLOODY EVERYWHERE WE'LL ALL DIE
< jkwood> <noob> I so and to excellent must for poor call
< jkwood> <HoopyCat> $NON-SEQUITUR
< jkwood> <caker> I $NON-SEQUITURed urmom
< jkwood> <SelfishMan> !urmom
< jkwood> <RandomJerk> rm -rf /
< Yaakov> <Yaakov> I LOVE YOU ALL
< jkwood> <randomconversationaboutneversayingthatinirc>
<@tasaro> <Peng_> !avail-he
<@irgeek> <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used Apache instead.
< jkwood> <noob> My linode isn't responding anymore
< jkwood> <jkwood> ...
< jkwood> <caker> ...
< jkwood> <phennessy> I've... uh... gotta go.
< Yaakov> <SpaceHobo> You are all pissants.
<@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
< Yaakov> <@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
< Nivex> < Yaakov> <@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
< SpaceHobo> <@caker> im hurd n i tuch ur gnubs
< jkwood> <bd_> You'll need to redeploy an image, then align the flux-capacitor with a twelve-point star bit to maximum inode density
< Yaakov> <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification to the kernel's scheduler. Easier than messing with apt!
< jkwood> <b4> I borke teh whoel thnig
< Yaakov> <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should I use debian or arch?!!
< jkwood> <mwalling> eat my shrots
< jkwood> <phennessy> nice speeling
< jkwood> <mwalling> *stab*
< jkwood> <JDLSpeedy> lol
< Yaakov> <@mikegrb> mmm... cake.
< jkwood> <aaronyy> $SPEAKINGOUTMYBUTT
< fred> <jkwood> I think I broke it.
< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't
< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, I did, but I fixed it
< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't fix it
< jkwood> <jkwood> Okay, take two
< jkwood> <jkwood> AHHHHHHHH
< jkwood> <jkwood> *stabbity stabbity stabbity*
< jkwood> <jkwood> $NEWTOPICTODRAWATTENTIONAWAYFROMFAILURE


#1125
Added: 2009-03-17

< erikh> fork && do { while 1 } while 1
< SelfishMan> So does that make rabbit reproduction a forkbomb?


#1124
Added: 2009-03-16

< fred> 18:18 < Brad> Such fail, I need to build x11 to build coreutils >_< (coreutils->groff->libx11-dev)
< fred> 18:23 < Brad> Oh cock. pkg-config build depends on libglib2.0-dev which build depends on pkg-config
< fred> and this is why I don't use debian ¬_¬


#1123
Added: 2009-03-15

< Pig_Pen> if you dont get your wisdom teeth pulled they will eventually cause ploblems with your jaw bone
< jkwood> Do these ploblems extend to difficulty plonouncing words on irc?


#1122
Added: 2009-03-15

< aaronyy> will backup postfix smart enough to check recipient from primary mail server when primary is up?


#1121
Added: 2009-03-14

baz12: yes that the support is great and that is one reason i like slak because i don't believe and i don' think it is necessary to continutue to update your system evey six months or less to have a stabel and secure system

nullboy: that was fantastic. do you mind if we put that up on the official comment section?


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