< yejun0> help us help them?
< jkwood> It goes something like this:
< jkwood> <noob> Someone help me fix this!
< jkwood> <us> Well, what do your logs show?
< jkwood> <noob> I need this fixed!
< jkwood> <us> What's the output of foo -v?
< jkwood> <noob> I tried $BLAH, but that didn't work.
< jkwood> <us> $BLAH probably doesn't have anything to do with your problem. Pastebin foo -v | awk ${somethingawesome}
< jkwood> <us> !pb
<@irgeek> <noob> I ran foo -v but I don't know what all that means. Tell me how to fix this.
< jkwood> <noob> If I install cpanel, will that help?
< jkwood> <us> *head asplode*
< Yaakov> <jkwood> BLAH BLAH BLAH
< jkwood> <jkwood> OH GAWD BLOODY EVERYWHERE WE'LL ALL DIE
< jkwood> <noob> I so and to excellent must for poor call
< jkwood> <HoopyCat> $NON-SEQUITUR
< jkwood> <caker> I $NON-SEQUITURed urmom
< jkwood> <SelfishMan> !urmom
< jkwood> <RandomJerk> rm -rf /
< Yaakov> <Yaakov> I LOVE YOU ALL
< jkwood> <randomconversationaboutneversayingthatinirc>
<@tasaro> <Peng_> !avail-he
<@irgeek> <b4> I ran Xen at home but it was hard to set up so I used Apache instead.
< jkwood> <noob> My linode isn't responding anymore
< jkwood> <jkwood> ...
< jkwood> <caker> ...
< jkwood> <phennessy> I've... uh... gotta go.
< Yaakov> <SpaceHobo> You are all pissants.
<@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
< Yaakov> <@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
< Nivex> < Yaakov> <@caker> <b4> one time, at band camp
< SpaceHobo> <@caker> im hurd n i tuch ur gnubs
< jkwood> <bd_> You'll need to redeploy an image, then align the flux-capacitor with a twelve-point star bit to maximum inode density
< Yaakov> <bd_> It will work perfectly with just a trivial modification to the kernel's scheduler. Easier than messing with apt!
< jkwood> <b4> I borke teh whoel thnig
< Yaakov> <b4> I want to run xen on my casio calculator watch should I use debian or arch?!!
< jkwood> <mwalling> eat my shrots
< jkwood> <phennessy> nice speeling
< jkwood> <mwalling> *stab*
< jkwood> <JDLSpeedy> lol
< Yaakov> <@mikegrb> mmm... cake.
< jkwood> <aaronyy> $SPEAKINGOUTMYBUTT
< fred> <jkwood> I think I broke it.
< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't
< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, I did, but I fixed it
< jkwood> <jkwood> Wait, no, I didn't fix it
< jkwood> <jkwood> Okay, take two
< jkwood> <jkwood> AHHHHHHHH
< jkwood> <jkwood> *stabbity stabbity stabbity*
< jkwood> <jkwood> $NEWTOPICTODRAWATTENTIONAWAYFROMFAILURE