Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with anything and anyone
[retro]: Alexander stars with absalom
Absalomi Hill <retro>: even field mice?
[retro]: Xelder hides his dogs
Alexander [retro]: Field mice, radioactive material. Whatever
Absalomi Hill <retro>: I bet you can't breed with the moon
Xelder [retro]: that mean ur penis glows!?
Alexander [retro]: don't tempt me
Absalomi Hill <retro>: first problem is how to get there to prove me wrong
Alexander [retro]: getting to the moon is the easy.
Reklaw {retro}: anti-matter!
Alexander [retro]: it's getting in her pants that's the problem
Firit {retro}: She's a big girl, she can hold a lot of liquor

< SpaceHobo> \\ /
< SpaceHobo> â—‰ â—‰
< SpaceHobo>
< SpaceHobo> ▼▲▼▲▼▲▼▲▼

< acidchild> put in a peice of metal and poop it comes out :D

< tewmten> mornin'
< nullboy> the last thing i'd want is for her to get in trouble at her job
< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a long time ...its alright
< edman007> tewmten, quite, we are learning how to get chicks

d4vidc > dang... some Slackbuilds I am trying to download are completely written in html and the main page text has line numbers... if this is even worth it I will have to strip that all out.
dissociative > wtf
nullboy > lmao
nullboy > you're doing it wrong

<@SelfishMan> I'm an idiot. You can quote me on that.

< Choi> i was just wondering if it were easier to use the partition manager there
< tank-man> well, depends on if you are the type of person that likes to rinse and repeat and repeat
< nullboy> and repeat and repeat
< tank-man> no harm done tho
< straterra> i repeat a lot
< nullboy> what?
< Choi> ok, i see
< straterra> shampoo
< nullboy> lol
< Choi> lol
< straterra> I repeat a lot
< straterra> I'm quite OCD about my shampoo
< straterra> I have like three different kinds
< straterra> and use them like 4 times each
< nullboy> straterra: you metro boy you!
< straterra> I..am not metro
< nullboy> haha
< straterra> nullboy: http://www.fuhell.com/bra/
< nullboy> oh lord
< straterra> CLICK IT
< nullboy> i...feel...vio....lated....
< straterra> That is me with some rum...a lot of rum
< straterra> But..do I look metro?
< nullboy> yeah, definitely not metro
< macavity> MY EYES! MY EYYYEEESSSS!!!1
< straterra> You've been StratRolled...bitch
< nullboy> haha
< macavity> straterra: who is that nasty mongoloid perverted motherfucker?!?
< straterra> Me.
< nullboy> lmao

www.ubuntuforums.org....the REAL noobfarm

<crispee> can i install linux on windows vista home edition?
<sekhmet> crispee: Linux is an operating system, not a program

<kaffien> why are you broke?
<sixofour> i live in ameirca kaffien