mwalling: failbus pulls into tthe station
eviljames: thanks for letting us know you've arrived!
mwalling: oh screw you
eviljames: bahahaha did you just catch that?
mwalling: just got back to this window

< int203> ne1 have a keygen and nocd crack for slackware 12?
< thumbs> int203: shush
< int203> :(
< slackytude> int203, let me dcc you one
< int203> kthnx

gunther: hello there
gunther: 1.You notice an unusual spike in TCP and UDP flows from a single internal source to multiple destinations. Describe in detail the steps you would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents.
gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address. The HTTP connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the file with your browser you receive a 404 error code. You do not know the DNS name associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map). Describe the steps you would take to retrieve a.txt. Provide a plausible explanation why another machine on your network is retrieving a.
gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are not allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers. You are asked to indicate what names are in use on your network without using a network sniffer. Describe, in detail the steps you would take.
variable: gunther, homework help?
jbest: accidental paste? :P
gunther: even worse than that
gunther: no, worse than accidental paste
gunther: lamer job interiew questions
gunther: I'm pasting them to prove how lame your average SOC manager is
gunther: these are meant to test my abilities
gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them: question 4 about firewalls
variable: Sr. Security Engineer Job in Reston 20190, Virginia US ??
variable: that one
gunther: lol
gunther: damn man
gunther: we going for the same job?
variable: gunther, worse
gunther: oh noes
***variable does the hiring
gunther: sir I am so sorry

<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If you want X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3.
<macman_> antiwire: i just want gnome

< weasel> how long is your password?
< Guest1191> weasel: Medium
< weasel> that's how you cook meat.

<neuro_sys> why on earth doesn't anybody code for atari 2600 anymore?

Alexander [retro]: unlike other creatures, The Alexander can breed with anything and anyone
[retro]: Alexander stars with absalom
Absalomi Hill <retro>: even field mice?
[retro]: Xelder hides his dogs
Alexander [retro]: Field mice, radioactive material. Whatever
Absalomi Hill <retro>: I bet you can't breed with the moon
Xelder [retro]: that mean ur penis glows!?
Alexander [retro]: don't tempt me
Absalomi Hill <retro>: first problem is how to get there to prove me wrong
Alexander [retro]: getting to the moon is the easy.
Reklaw {retro}: anti-matter!
Alexander [retro]: it's getting in her pants that's the problem
Firit {retro}: She's a big girl, she can hold a lot of liquor

< SpaceHobo> \\ /
< SpaceHobo> â—‰ â—‰
< SpaceHobo>
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< acidchild> put in a peice of metal and poop it comes out :D

< tewmten> mornin'
< nullboy> the last thing i'd want is for her to get in trouble at her job
< The-Croupier> nullboy, well it just says that you havent dated for a long time ...its alright
< edman007> tewmten, quite, we are learning how to get chicks