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22:16 < mdn413> hello?
22:17 < Dominian> we can't hear you.. try to connect again
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22:17 < Dominian> *HEADDESK*

<AbsTradELic> hight
<straterra> width
<AbsTradELic> hi there !!
<_arfon_> hight?
<AbsTradELic> night
<AbsTradELic> ehehee
<_arfon_> What is hight?

<Kumo> I'm building a new system in about six months.
<Kumo> Core i7 based.
<sostra> sex.
<sostra> what will you use it for?
<CaptObviousman> sex.
<CaptObviousman> girls skirts will spontaneously peel off at the very sight of his manly awesome computer
<CaptObviousman> oh wait, he's getting married isn't he
* CaptObviousman switches jokes
<Kumo> Heh
<sostra> lol
<Kumo> My wife will steal it to play Sims 3
<sostra> what a waste
<CaptObviousman> probably
<sostra> at least fold protien with it
<CaptObviousman> dude, hot wife playing on hot computer?
<Kumo> I'm going to use it to run Crisys, Far Cry 2, Diablo 3, Starcraft 2, and Adobe Premiere and Aftereffects, while ripping DVDs, and encoding music during which I will be watching redtube.

< eviljames> Well, I would be able to, if this web app didn't cradle balls.
< Cann0n> lol all web apps fondle testies...
< lf4> haha Cann0n so that explains a lot...
< eviljames> fondle is such a dirty word. Cradle sounds much more gentle.
< dive> yeah it explains why eviljames's nuts hurt
< lf4> dive: how would you know? did you make a cgi that cradled them to hard?
< eviljames> Yeah, please be more careful next time.

mwalling: failbus pulls into tthe station
eviljames: thanks for letting us know you've arrived!
mwalling: oh screw you
eviljames: bahahaha did you just catch that?
mwalling: just got back to this window

< int203> ne1 have a keygen and nocd crack for slackware 12?
< thumbs> int203: shush
< int203> :(
< slackytude> int203, let me dcc you one
< int203> kthnx

gunther: hello there
gunther: 1.You notice an unusual spike in TCP and UDP flows from a single internal source to multiple destinations. Describe in detail the steps you would take to determine the type of traffic that this represents.
gunther: 1.You have observed TCP connections to an IP address. The HTTP connections return a file named a.txt but when you try to retrieve the file with your browser you receive a 404 error code. You do not know the DNS name associated with the IP address (there is no reverse map). Describe the steps you would take to retrieve a.txt. Provide a plausible explanation why another machine on your network is retrieving a.
gunther: 1.You are presented with a list of known bad DNS names but are not allowed to monitor traffic with network sniffers. You are asked to indicate what names are in use on your network without using a network sniffer. Describe, in detail the steps you would take.
variable: gunther, homework help?
jbest: accidental paste? :P
gunther: even worse than that
gunther: no, worse than accidental paste
gunther: lamer job interiew questions
gunther: I'm pasting them to prove how lame your average SOC manager is
gunther: these are meant to test my abilities
gunther: if it's not any trouble, I'll paste the lamest of them: question 4 about firewalls
variable: Sr. Security Engineer Job in Reston 20190, Virginia US ??
variable: that one
gunther: lol
gunther: damn man
gunther: we going for the same job?
variable: gunther, worse
gunther: oh noes
***variable does the hiring
gunther: sir I am so sorry

<antiwire> macman_: if you a system without X and KDE just get CD1. If you want X get CD1-2. if you want X and KDE get CD1-3.
<macman_> antiwire: i just want gnome

< weasel> how long is your password?
< Guest1191> weasel: Medium
< weasel> that's how you cook meat.

<neuro_sys> why on earth doesn't anybody code for atari 2600 anymore?