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#2203
Added: 2021-04-22
<Vaelatern> frankly, I don't care. Let the communist party do what its good at, making injection molded toys for my pleasure

#2202
Added: 2021-04-21
17:00 <anddam> I mean I just tried Gimp, so any other options can hardly be worse

#2201
Added: 2021-04-21
13:25 <zdykstra> I probably shouldn't even clarify that I'm part of the void community. I'm here only because maldridge doesn't have the cahones to ban me.
13:25 <zdykstra> ZING outta nowhere
13:25 <aedinius> But he'll kick me in a heartbeat, I see how it is
13:25 <@maldridge> done
13:25 <aedinius> here we go.
13:26 <zdykstra> lol maldrige just opped up
13:26 -- #voidlinux: Cannot send to nick/channel

#2200
Added: 2021-04-13
<alanhuang> how wasteful; 1.5 round-trip times before you can start to say anything useful ;p
<maldridge> ikr
<maldridge> clearly we need some vendor extensions on top of UDP to avoid this head-of-queue problem
<phy1729> If only people could be QUIC when asking questions

#2199
Added: 2021-03-08
<maldridge> which is why I'm going with the pinephone
<maldridge> if I am my own OS OEM, I can only be unhappy with my own business practices and failure to ship myself updates

#2198
Added: 2021-02-17
mid 2000 screenshots are as embarrassing as photos of oneself naked.
thank god that style is preserved in the default win10 desktop background.
proudly sharing screenshots and small videos of your wobbly windows.

#2197
Added: 2021-01-26
15:22 <Vaelatern> https://opensourcepos.org/ has a big button "We're synced with github". When you click it, you get here: https://opensourcepos.org/git-updates/ which says "Git Updates -- There has been a critical error on your website."
15:22 <coldbot> Error: certificate verify failed: unable to get local issuer certificate
15:22 <coldbot> Error: certificate verify failed: unable to get local issuer certificate

#2196
Added: 2021-01-26
-*- firebird sends drijen to bitaholics anonymous
-*- drijen becomes bit murderer
<andarius> All your bits are belong to.... DEATH, THEY ARE ALL DEAD
<andarius> Hmm, maybe that was a bit dark :(
<fred> Ah, I see you're a comcast customer

#2195
Added: 2021-01-20
<ericonr> question
<Vaelatern> answer
<aedinius> disagreement
<maldridge> rebuttle
<aedinius> counter
<Vaelatern> Placatement
<ahesford> settlement
<Vaelatern> Suggestion to remain on-topic
<maldridge> ANGRY SHOUTING
<aedinius> withdrawal
<Vaelatern> googling of irc moderation techniques
<ahesford> sobbing
<aedinius> passive aggressive comments
-!- mode/#xbps [+o maldridge] by ChanServ
<@maldridge> show of force
<aedinius> backing off
-!- mode/#xbps [-o maldridge] by maldridge
<Vaelatern> finding another distro
<maldridge> tacit agreement

#2194
Added: 2021-01-09
20:59 <~kn3b> 300 views in the minute it took me to copy and paste the link
21:00 <%n0es> Did you copy and paste it one character at a time?
21:01 <~kn3b> i entered it using the screen keyboard under accessbility settings
21:02 <%n0es> Excellent use of your time and resources
21:02 <~kn3b> it aint much but its honest work
21:02 <%n0es> I didn't realize you were deaf
21:02 <~kn3b> no i am very much alive

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