<oceabreeze> Sup guys can i write cool websites in lisp?
<Quadrescence> yes gr8 websites in lisp
<Zhivago> The sup guys are not here.
<oceabreeze> Nice! Can you teach me how?
<Quadrescence> No I cannot. You can read code though.
<jdz> oceabreeze: sure, it's easy. first you learn lisp (i suggest learning Common Lisp); then you learn how cool websites are built; and then you do that in Common Lisp.

<+Jeaye> Man, I'd fuck the blazing shit out of Hayley Williams
<+Tadgy> Jeaye: You are welcome to the sloppy seconds once i'm done with her. Though I can assure you she'll never work right again once I have.

+raela │ yeah, I don't like kissing
+raela │ for many reasons
+surrounder │ silly raela
+raela │ though I have kissed people, damnit!
+surrounder │ !
+sumtingwong │ raela: the main one being that you have to be within 1 ft of someone?
+raela │ sumtingwong, that does make it incredibly awkward, yes
+adrien_oww │ woah
+adrien_oww │ that's worth of /topic!
+adrien_oww │ (worth of it but should probably not make it)p
+raela │ it's not that great :P

<+MajObviousman> I don't normally go for dead skinny chicks. But for her, I might make an exception
<+MajObviousman> it's the skinny part I'm opposed to

<wlan> Тут есть нормальные люди?
<gry> нет
<wlan> Или только разработчикиЮ
<wlan> ?
<gry> думаю, некоторые разработчики здесь читают, играют в тенис и бегают, как нормальные люди
<Phazorx> в режиме эмуляции
<Phazorx> чтоб настоящие нормальные думали что с нами всё в порядке :)

English Translation:

<wlan> Are there any normal people here?
<gry> no
<wlan> Or only developers
<wlan>?
<gry> think some developers are reading, playing tennis and running around like normal people
<Phazorx> in emulation mode
<Phazorx> To convince real normal people that everything is all right when them :)

Jambs [~chatzilla@177.40.226.65] entered the room.
Jambs: msg nickserv identify ABpl69038ABpl
antiwire: lol
skysploit: oops
xssx: lol
babybear3333: ermmm
rewt: Jambs, better change your password real fast
xssx: haha
Jambs: ptz :(
Jambs: do not walk having much luck lately with the channels send the link to reset passwd please
Jambs: I think that is why I come here to sleep
Jambs: a thousand apologies
Jambs: faces urgent now is to change the password for any op ai has a sleepy job here giving rs
Jambs: cambio cambio some op here?

<+Tadgy> Every time I see people talk about KDE, I get a little anal leakage.

< KaMii> fuck i hate the american system... whats half of 2/3

<wims> my phones uptime is like 2 years
<gry> wims, what phone?
<wims> gry: i got a really old windows phone
<wims> the sony x1
<wims> i think it is
<gry> nice
<gry> i <3 competent users who don't whine about ms being crap
<gry> (it is crap, but being competent and not whining is a plus)
<wims> lol
<crazedpsyc> true!

At the Southeast Linux Fest after-party:

raela> Some one needs to cunt punch Kamii
raela> Seriously I would cunt punch her over and over again