<@gycon> puts hand on the wall while having a piss
<@gycon> notices giant spider
<@gycon> doesn't spill a drop
<@gycon> legend
Talking about OpenStack:
<maldridge> Vaelatern: there's a handy 400 page guide for that
<Vaelatern> 400 page guide. For each service.
<MajObviousman> you really only have to read the back 385 pages of it though
<tyork> I need some of your help, guys :x
<tyork> I need to find a way to get some grip on carpet, specifically for my racing pedals. I'm thinking of mounting the pedals to a thin peice of plexiglass that would have some magical grippy thing on the underside
<MajObviousman> I know where we can hide the body
<MajObviousman> --... oh
* MajObviousman neverminds
<MajObviousman> fucking piece of worthless arrogant spittlesucking arselicking vomit breathing piece of shit vcenter LOG ME THE FUCK IN ALREADY
<MajObviousman> ... that actually worked
< ferdna> but it still lets me login with root
< ferdna> yes the whole machine
< rworkman> You have an ssh key that gets used to log in?
< ferdna> dont thinkso
< rworkman> ferdna: paste your sshd_config somewhere
< ferdna> rworkman, its empty except for two lines... PermitRootLogin and Protocol 2
< rworkman> ummmm
< rworkman> It's EMPTY?
< rworkman> ferdna: how did that happen?
< ferdna> hmm... yes... everything is commented out... it has the default text in it
< rworkman> ferdna: paste the whole thing somewhere.
< ferdna> rworkman, seriously... its the instructions and they are commented... no need to post that...
< ferdna> all i did was add those two lines
< rworkman> ferdna: okay. Good luck.
] thumbs: 22
] + rob0: ssh
] thumbs: rob0: THANKS
] + rob0: yw
] + rworkman: haha
<FatalNIX> I poop out perfect perl code in my sleep
[In a conversation discussing https://github.com/apple/swift/pull/165/]
< ninjabox> I absolutely get the sensitivity issue.. but how bout this. If we never let black people into IT maybe this wouldn't have been a problem.
< rhynn> i give as good as i get
< rhynn> tit for tat
* sodomy gives tats... now give me titties :)
<+ubuntuguru> AaronBallman: can you create the missing c+ programming language for us?
<+AaronBallman> that smells like a parsing error to me. ;-)