<drijen> i overpaid for it, hardcore
<drijen> and its too small
<drijen> so i'm so mad i want it gone so i don't have to look at my failure anymore
<argonaut> are we still talking about your dick
<drijen> damn
* drijen looks for a burn center location

< sodomy> BP{k}: You watching the snooker too?
< BP{k}> sodomy: yes
< rob0> NEWS FLASH: BP{k} consents to sodomy. Film at 11.
< rob0> @grab BP{k}
<@AgentSlackoff> Ding!

<phy1729> ninjabox: why are you running ospf?
<maldridge> probably so that the system can compute the most efficient path from one side of his room to the other
<maldridge> it would be particularly cool if it could do that and figure in the location of the cat

(drijen is having his roof replaced)

<drijen> lol i used galvinized nails to hold down the tarp
<drijen> they are pounding the absolute fuck out of it
<drijen> kinda feel bad now
<MajObviousman> so ... the contractors are gangbanging your roof and you're ok with this
<MajObviousman> you're probably going to need some extra paper towels once they're done
<programisto> maybe if you film it you can make some money....
<programisto> ROOF GETS DESTROYED
<programisto> then you can have a lot of crreepy comments abotu the roof
<MajObviousman> gritty amateur takes it from five guys at one time
<programisto> lol
<programisto> just lol
<phy1729> ok I lol'd

<programisto> +1 argonaut FOR THE RECORD
<MajObviousman> I'm too fat and my teeth are too white
<programisto> NOT EVERYOEN GETS DEPORTED
<programisto> THAT'S A HELL OF A STORY
<programisto> damnit
<programisto> damnit
<programisto> going to find out who created caps lock and murder them

* drijen replaces MajObviousman with an AI and 1GB of ram
<argonaut> too bad the AI is taybot
<drijen> taybot with downs
<argonaut> so taybot

<drijen> you old fart
<rob0> yes?
<firebird> rob0, he wasn't summoning you, just reminding you to drink your prune juice before you go to bed.
<rob0> oh. Good idea, yes.

<+sodomy> The quotegrabs database needs to have anything with @grab in it removed :)
<@firebird> sodomy, done :)
<+Beebz> @ita firebird
<@AgentSlackoff> sodomy, done :) ...in the ass
<+Beebz> I believe sodomy is always done in the ass
<+sodomy> I would say 'no shit', but it usually involves that too.

<khronosschoty> I wish I was born 1200 years ago
<wiglet> your mom was

<Kellin> you need to beat down the fools :)
<tyork> You think they listen to LOGIC?
<Kellin> I said beat them down
<Kellin> who said LOGIC
<drijen> you need an XOR for left fist or right fist