Dualist> some days ago the i've inserted some pre-burned dick into my disk drive, mounted it from the shell, did everything i wanted to do and ejected it from console...

<MajObviousman> quick, I need someone to say yes to what I'm about to ask
<MajObviousman> alcohol before noon?
<Tea> nope
<MajObviousman> but breakfast mimosas are a thing
<MajObviousman> why not breakfast scotch?
<Tea> breakfast tea
<MajObviousman> it's a cleanse. Alcohol is antibacterial, see, and I'm just trying to keep my gut flora from growing out of control after those hotwings last night
<MajObviousman> so it's healthy
<Tea> noooope
<MajObviousman> you are the enemy of fun
<Tea> yes
<Tea> yes i am

* alanhuang is incorrigible and inconvincible
<drijen> inconceivable!
<alanhuang> try me.
<alanhuang> careful, I bite
* drijen puts on a wig and boobs
<Vaelatern> Oh, this is excellent
<phy1729> o.O

<Dominian> so sick of my name today
<Dominian> lol
<Kellin> Dominian:
<Kellin> Dominian:
<FriedBob> Hey you!
<MajObviousman> hey Asspike McShitserface

rworkman: Marriage is like a walk in the park.
rworkman: Jurassic Park.

nooper: i don't like to do backups. also, i hate not having backups. what do?
aceofspades1: 1. obtain cactus
aceofspades1: 2. take off your pants
aceofspades1: 3. shove the cactus in your asshole

Concerning Chris Punches, a.k.a. cpunches, a.k.a. dartmouth a.k.a. many others...

< sodomy> TommyC: I know.. it's hard to believe he was bread rather than spawned.
< TommyC> sodomy: Must've been one hell of a yeast infection.
< rob0> lol
< sodomy> TommyC: A yeast infection can be cured...

<fuzzbawl> MY servers don't have that affliction. Shit is backed up in three spots three different ways. Disk snapshot and replicated to secondary SAN, Bacula to primary and twice a week Bacula replicates (replicate job) to a secondary bacula in a different state
<fuzzbawl> but who needs that shit? YOLO RAID!
<Dominian> YOLO
<rob0> YOLO
<fuzzbawl> someone hit the electronic air horn button and let's get some drunk white girls covered in glitter, desperation and college debt in here doing body shots

<Ztag100> Any ideas what distros are working well on tablets? I have a venue 11 pro, and I'm trying to figure out what I want to run on it.
<devslash> Im trying to mount my windows partition in linux. My windows partition is on an SSD configured as raid0. I did fdisk -l and it appears as sda1. when i mount it it says special device /dev/sda1 does not exist
<Ztag100> It looks like ubuntu is compatible, but I'm not sure if anyone knows a distro with a good tablet + laptop interface....
<devslash> Ztag100, ios
<gsaul> devslash: -_-
<Ztag100> devslash: brilliant

<drijen> i overpaid for it, hardcore
<drijen> and its too small
<drijen> so i'm so mad i want it gone so i don't have to look at my failure anymore
<argonaut> are we still talking about your dick
<drijen> damn
* drijen looks for a burn center location