<MajObviousman> quick, I need someone to say yes to what I'm about to ask
<MajObviousman> alcohol before noon?
<Tea> nope
<MajObviousman> but breakfast mimosas are a thing
<MajObviousman> why not breakfast scotch?
<Tea> breakfast tea
<MajObviousman> it's a cleanse. Alcohol is antibacterial, see, and I'm just trying to keep my gut flora from growing out of control after those hotwings last night
<MajObviousman> so it's healthy
<Tea> noooope
<MajObviousman> you are the enemy of fun
<Tea> yes
<Tea> yes i am