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#2080
Added: 2017-01-19

* phy1729 saw m_wynn in #ansible
<drijen> :O
<drijen> STALKER
<phy1729> I prefer the term omnipresient information gatherer.
<kulinacs> I heard there was an acronym for that.
<kulinacs> NSA I think?


#2079
Added: 2017-01-11

MajObviousman | my dick isn't long enough


#2078
Added: 2017-01-06

<tyork> overprovisioning in porn seems like an even worse issue than overprovisioning on the network


#2077
Added: 2017-01-02

<nostrora> gry, there is no critical data on this disk because all is on github (open source etc.) but sometime linux is freezing because SMART read error..
<nostrora> i want to force my boss to buy new hard drive.. because this one is veryy slow and my boss can't understand it's hurt me everyday
<nostrora> for him, when linux/windows is starting, the disk is good
<nostrora> so i want to kill disk :p
<nostrora> do you know how to destroy CPU :) (i want i7) lol just kidding. thanks for this ;)
<nostrora> maybe i have to destroy my boss to get new one


#2076
Added: 2017-01-02

<kenb0t> whats motd?
<NotsoRoyal> Message of the day
<kenb0t> do you use motctl to manipulate it?


#2075
Added: 2016-12-30

<wigums> some people are just idiots
<Skywise> yeah, they think they can be dicks without consequences
<wigums> thank you
<wigums> ++


#2074
Added: 2016-12-29

< kulinacs> Do naughty sysadmins get systemd for christmas?


#2073
Added: 2016-12-22

<woddf2> sodomy: Oh, and https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/5ju6fc/nsfw_tags_are_basically_clickbait/
<Dominian> https://goo.gl/0qQPyn NSFW
<@JackMehoffman> Title: RickRoll'D - YouTube
<Dominian> FUCK YOU BOT!


#2072
Added: 2016-12-01

<genio> ooooh. we got a new blendtec blender. what should I blend first?
<buu> php
<nchambers> the old blender


#2071
Added: 2016-11-28

<Cthon98> hey, if you type in your pw, it will show as stars
<Cthon98> ********* see!
<AzureDiamond> hunter2
<AzureDiamond> doesnt look like stars to me
<Cthon98> <AzureDiamond> *******
<Cthon98> thats what I see
<AzureDiamond> oh, really?
<Cthon98> Absolutely
<AzureDiamond> you can go hunter2 my hunter2-ing hunter2
<AzureDiamond> haha, does that look funny to you?
<Cthon98> lol, yes. See, when YOU type hunter2, it shows to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> thats neat, I didnt know IRC did that
<Cthon98> yep, no matter how many times you type hunter2, it will show to us as *******
<AzureDiamond> awesome!
<AzureDiamond> wait, how do you know my pw?
<Cthon98> er, I just copy pasted YOUR ******'s and it appears to YOU as hunter2 cause its your pw
<AzureDiamond> oh, ok.


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