<drijen> my first few weeks of *nix were characterized by opening a new term to kill -9 vim
<JFK911> whats crack cost
<wigums> if you have to ask you cant afford it
<@maldridge> can you people stop pinging me?
<@maldridge> I'm trying to sign a lease here!
<phy1729> DHCPOFFER 172.20.234.197
<@maldridge> ...
<phy1729> I'm offering you a lease
<@maldridge> I am not signing that
<@maldridge> you didn't even include an authenticating signature
<@maldridge> do you even rfc3118
<phy1729> don't think I do
<tyork> oh god, burning hot coffee like hot lead in my gut
<tyork> tear it out, tear it out
<MajObviousman> RIP THE FLESH SALT THE WOUNDS
<lorddrijen> CHEESE GRATE THE DICK'
<MajObviousman> ok so you took that to a whole new level that I'm super uncomfortable with
<MajObviousman> I think I need to sit down for a moment and just hold my pecker as an act of solidarity
<MajObviousman> it's ok little guy, he won't harm you
< Phanes> any downsides to aliasing mv to rsync?
Tadgy facepalms
tyork | sounds like another tire has a nail/screw in it too
Kellin | tyork: stop getting screwed
tyork | heh
Dominian | lol
<tyork> Wee, i love vmotioning machines while im actively doing things on them without issue
<lorddrijen> vmotioning?
<rob0> like emotion, but virtual
<lorddrijen> tyork: STOP HAVING CAM SEX WITH WHORES
<MajObviousman> uhhh ...
* MajObviousman edges out of frame
Epakai | we got frontier to replace our battery back up and even upgrade our modem, but my mom loves to badger them on the phone
lorddrijen | can i hire your mom
< csnxs> I sent an abuse report to DO, and started getting some DO newsletter thing in my inbox
<@jleal> classy
phy1729 | Still 6 cups or 900g of ice cream ~ 1 can of soda
phy1729 | (my reference soda is sprite at 38g and coke at 39g)
givemefive | your blue bell reference is wrong?
givemefive | are you getting that 6g from somewhere else
givemefive | other than the nutrition facts
phy1729 | crap wtf did I look at
givemefive | on a per weight basis soda even seems less as 8oz of soda is ~240g and 8oz of ice cream is 148g
Alan | what did you do phy
givemefive | oz being the liquid form lol..
phy1729 | I ... I don't know