tyork | sounds like another tire has a nail/screw in it too
Kellin | tyork: stop getting screwed
tyork | heh
Dominian | lol

<tyork> Wee, i love vmotioning machines while im actively doing things on them without issue
<lorddrijen> vmotioning?
<rob0> like emotion, but virtual
<lorddrijen> tyork: STOP HAVING CAM SEX WITH WHORES
<MajObviousman> uhhh ...
* MajObviousman edges out of frame

Epakai | we got frontier to replace our battery back up and even upgrade our modem, but my mom loves to badger them on the phone
lorddrijen | can i hire your mom

< csnxs> I sent an abuse report to DO, and started getting some DO newsletter thing in my inbox
<@jleal> classy

phy1729 | Still 6 cups or 900g of ice cream ~ 1 can of soda
phy1729 | (my reference soda is sprite at 38g and coke at 39g)
givemefive | your blue bell reference is wrong?
givemefive | are you getting that 6g from somewhere else
givemefive | other than the nutrition facts
phy1729 | crap wtf did I look at
givemefive | on a per weight basis soda even seems less as 8oz of soda is ~240g and 8oz of ice cream is 148g
Alan | what did you do phy
givemefive | oz being the liquid form lol..
phy1729 | I ... I don't know

<lorddrijen> i have a baby shower to atted
<phy1729> lorddrijen: protip: do not show up in a bathing suit expecting a shower of water
<phy1729> #lifeTipsWithPhy

<wigums> ya know.... you buy a box of 18 corn dogs and the instructions are for 1 corn dog
<wigums> wtf?
<wigums> dont make them for a party you'll be microwaving all day
<ewong> wigums: um.. does it matter how many you put in the microwave? I think you can put 10 corn dogs and use the same time as 1 corn dog? it's not like the microwave emissions can discern which corn dog to nuke first.?
<ewong> or did I miss a joke somewhere?

<Milko> a bunch of kittens are called a litter, a bunch of litter is called a mess. a bunch of mess is called IRC.

<MajObviousman> GTswagger: you're not wearing a fedora, are ou?
<@GTswagger> MajObviousman: Nah, I'm good enough at repelling women without the use of anti-woman hat wear.
<rob0> woman repellant ... hmm, could be a market for that
<MajObviousman> it's called Axe
* WarheadsSE laughs horribly, context son
<Kellin> well, people do always tell folks to 'knock 'em dead' when they are going out for a date right?

<MajObviousman> some things never change
<+lorddrijen> me being an ass
<+lorddrijen> yeah
<MajObviousman> you're the old man here
* lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with a water hose
* MajObviousman strips down and enjoys free shower
* lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with sand
<MajObviousman> OW OWOWOWOWOW
<MajObviousman> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
* lorddrijen wins
<+lorddrijen> flip side, you're still getting clean
<MajObviousman> OF ALL MY SKIN YOU DIPPIN DOTS EATING MOTHERFUCKER