< csnxs> I sent an abuse report to DO, and started getting some DO newsletter thing in my inbox
<@jleal> classy
phy1729 | Still 6 cups or 900g of ice cream ~ 1 can of soda
phy1729 | (my reference soda is sprite at 38g and coke at 39g)
givemefive | your blue bell reference is wrong?
givemefive | are you getting that 6g from somewhere else
givemefive | other than the nutrition facts
phy1729 | crap wtf did I look at
givemefive | on a per weight basis soda even seems less as 8oz of soda is ~240g and 8oz of ice cream is 148g
Alan | what did you do phy
givemefive | oz being the liquid form lol..
phy1729 | I ... I don't know
<lorddrijen> i have a baby shower to atted
<phy1729> lorddrijen: protip: do not show up in a bathing suit expecting a shower of water
<phy1729> #lifeTipsWithPhy
<wigums> ya know.... you buy a box of 18 corn dogs and the instructions are for 1 corn dog
<wigums> wtf?
<wigums> dont make them for a party you'll be microwaving all day
<ewong> wigums: um.. does it matter how many you put in the microwave? I think you can put 10 corn dogs and use the same time as 1 corn dog? it's not like the microwave emissions can discern which corn dog to nuke first.?
<ewong> or did I miss a joke somewhere?
<Milko> a bunch of kittens are called a litter, a bunch of litter is called a mess. a bunch of mess is called IRC.
<MajObviousman> GTswagger: you're not wearing a fedora, are ou?
<@GTswagger> MajObviousman: Nah, I'm good enough at repelling women without the use of anti-woman hat wear.
<rob0> woman repellant ... hmm, could be a market for that
<MajObviousman> it's called Axe
* WarheadsSE laughs horribly, context son
<Kellin> well, people do always tell folks to 'knock 'em dead' when they are going out for a date right?
<MajObviousman> some things never change
<+lorddrijen> me being an ass
<+lorddrijen> yeah
<MajObviousman> you're the old man here
* lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with a water hose
* MajObviousman strips down and enjoys free shower
* lorddrijen sprays MajObviousman with sand
<MajObviousman> OW OWOWOWOWOW
<MajObviousman> WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
* lorddrijen wins
<+lorddrijen> flip side, you're still getting clean
<MajObviousman> OF ALL MY SKIN YOU DIPPIN DOTS EATING MOTHERFUCKER
<gry> i suck at using websites, fs is more my thing
<Jason> gry: FS?
<Jason> functional sites?
<Juesto> Free Software
<Juesto> you dumbo
<gry> Jason: filesystem
<Alan> I just feel overwhelmingly annoyed
<phy1729> Alan: you could join me on binge watching The West Wing and pretending it's invasive CSPAN
<phy1729> I'm in season 2 already
<Vaelatern> Or you could learn http://www.wikihow.com/Change-a-Duvet-Cover
<hotbot> [ How to Change a Duvet Cover: 11 Steps (with Pictures) - wikiHow ] - www.wikihow.com
<Vaelatern> I tried the second way, the rolling method. It worked. The endorphins are going to keep me up for an houyr.
<Vaelatern> But sure your thing sounds fulfilling too
< phy1729> Having certain rights is a moral thing. You can't prove scientifically that you have rights.
< kulinacs> phy1729: I agree. But I would say the government should define morals that involve detriment to our society, not what any given religion believes.
< Alan> yep, which is why I so often question rights
< phy1729> Yes yes see that line on the mass spec? Yep that's his rights. Hrmmm looks like he's missing the right to be an asshat.