<Cthulhux> most people i randomly meet are smartphone peripheral devices.

<Vaelatern> Am I optimistic? No. Do I think this will fix things? Yes.
<Vaelatern> All the things? I will find you
<Vaelatern> out*
<Vaelatern> that came out creepier than I intended
<maldridge> ok liam neeson

<phy1729> this throws a wrench in my plans to write an NFA POSIX regexec
<uplime> catch(wrench) {
<uplime> }
<uplime> problem solved

<maldridge> tax returns
<maldridge> if the software truly is point click done, that's great
<maldridge> but I work on building point-click-done software, and usually its point-click-explode

Referencing https://noobfarm.org/?id=3100

<maldridge> man, Vaelatern's duvet cover has nothing on my bicycle tire

<drijen> LOOK AT THE SIZE OF MY ASSAULT PENIS

* maldridge really needs to build some automation that just shows a diff and does swipe left/swipe right
* maldridge now realizes how that probably sounded
<qtness[m]> so, tinder but for git ?
<maldridge> yes?
<qtness[m]> sounds good

<Vaelatern> https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/feb/25/john-kasich-says-us-two-party-system-dying-predict/ gosh I hope so
<hotbot> [ John Kasich says U.S. two-party system dying, predicts 'multi-party' future - Washington Times ] - www.washingtontimes.com
<maldridge> I read that as 'multi-party feature'
<maldridge> ah yes, when I install this latest update, the 2-party limitation will be gone, now I can have up to 4096 parties before I'll need another patch
<phy1729> only 4K?
<phy1729> Are they all on separate vlans?
<Vaelatern> have you seen facebook? They definitely are talking past each other

<izabera> can i remove all the borders in tmux?
<nchambers> yes
<nchambers> whats the bg color of your terminal?
<izabera> black
<nchambers> https://www.amazon.com/Sharpie-Permanent-Markers-Point-Black/dp/B000QYLCWK
<nchambers> DIY
<izabera> thanks
<nchambers> np
<izabera> i had high hopes and you didn't disappoint me
<nchambers> i only provide top quality tech support

nextloop: how do you usually shutdown and log out?
nextloop: console?
lord|: nextloop: I shutdown and log out by writing /dev/urandom to randomly selected blocks on my SSD including the encryption
key header, then I run `stress` and power off all of the fans, and then once the computer is melted I rip out my SSD, send it
through an industrial hard drive shredder, then melt the SSD dust into a homogenous mixture, and then call NASA and tell them to
launch this chunk of metal into the sun