* maldridge really needs to build some automation that just shows a diff and does swipe left/swipe right
* maldridge now realizes how that probably sounded
<qtness[m]> so, tinder but for git ?
<maldridge> yes?
<qtness[m]> sounds good

<Vaelatern> https://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2018/feb/25/john-kasich-says-us-two-party-system-dying-predict/ gosh I hope so
<hotbot> [ John Kasich says U.S. two-party system dying, predicts 'multi-party' future - Washington Times ] - www.washingtontimes.com
<maldridge> I read that as 'multi-party feature'
<maldridge> ah yes, when I install this latest update, the 2-party limitation will be gone, now I can have up to 4096 parties before I'll need another patch
<phy1729> only 4K?
<phy1729> Are they all on separate vlans?
<Vaelatern> have you seen facebook? They definitely are talking past each other

<izabera> can i remove all the borders in tmux?
<nchambers> yes
<nchambers> whats the bg color of your terminal?
<izabera> black
<nchambers> https://www.amazon.com/Sharpie-Permanent-Markers-Point-Black/dp/B000QYLCWK
<nchambers> DIY
<izabera> thanks
<nchambers> np
<izabera> i had high hopes and you didn't disappoint me
<nchambers> i only provide top quality tech support

nextloop: how do you usually shutdown and log out?
nextloop: console?
lord|: nextloop: I shutdown and log out by writing /dev/urandom to randomly selected blocks on my SSD including the encryption
key header, then I run `stress` and power off all of the fans, and then once the computer is melted I rip out my SSD, send it
through an industrial hard drive shredder, then melt the SSD dust into a homogenous mixture, and then call NASA and tell them to
launch this chunk of metal into the sun

<FatalNIX> guys, it's judgement day!
<la_mettrie> show your tits and we'll judge them

<erasmus> what is poonsauce?
<JFK911> $10
<erasmus> wow good deal

<Inari> ben_mkiv: Learn the are of proper case
<ben_mkiv> ok, if you learn the art of spelling ;)

<benonsoftware> wastrel: Can you take me to France?
<wastrel> benonsoftware: no i can't i am saving the
money for a $2000 laptop
<benonsoftware> I'm getting a $2000 laptop!? Thanks!
<Sveta> what a plot twist
<chu> That's very generous of you wastrel!

<andarius> tyork: Yeah, Cisco TAC
<jontz> FriedBob: Gives new meaning to TACo Tuesday
<Kellin> jontz: Lettuce network together
<jontz> Kellin: We can work on the router, where the packets meat
<rob0> oh cheesy puns, is that salsa can come up with?
<Kellin> we could pepper you with more rob0
<tyork> worst thing about tac is they they're pento'd proprietary solutions
<jontz> That wasn't very rice of them
<rob0> you've all bean bad
<jontz> I don't know what the shell you're talking about
<tyork> very nice
<Kellin> whatchu guacin' about jontz ?
<jontz> Don't get all sour Kellin. I'll cream you!
<fuzzbawl> I leave for a few minutes and you all get jalapeno crazy
<jontz> That's what happens when you pico your friends poorly
<Kellin> we're all saucy
<fuzzbawl> you might say we're all a little silly-antro
<jontz> you've crossed the lime with that one fuzzbawl
<rob0> chili out guys
<Kellin> it's be-cumin odd now
<fuzzbawl> You saying we got beef?
<jontz> I'm sayin' I'm right here, unless you are chicken.
<rob0> you all taco the talk, but do you wacko the walk?
<fuzzbawl> you mean the whole enchilada? not since the accident

FatalNIX> You know if HAL9000 ran on systemd it'd probably have comitted suicide
<geod> but we would never know because its dramatic suicide notes would all be buried in the binary log